Having sex with a woman in her third trimester, and thinking the baby touched your dick with its hand and or mouth.
I was railing my pregnant wife when I had to pull out cause I thought I was apart of a Third Trimester Threesome.
by mike mahony February 15, 2008
Although this sounds like a sexual reference, the San Jose Threesome actually refers to the hockey line of Dany Heatley, Joe Thornton and Patrick Marleau of the San Jose Sharks. This line is a member of the 2010 Olympics for Team Canada.
The San Jose Threesome is now on the ice for Canada.
Once again we see the chemistry from the San Jose Threesome.
Once again we see the chemistry from the San Jose Threesome.
by oddsmaker February 23, 2010
Pop culture euphemism for;
1. Person(s) who kills a good mood, fun killer, party pooper
2. Bringing a highly inappropriate item ill suited for the situation.
Origin:
Based on this ridiculous account;
"In Fargo, N.D., a man, 33, reportedly stabbed another man, 37, during a threesome. The stabbing allegedly occurred when one of the men reportedly refused to switch positions during the sexual romp."
The expression bounces off the old adage Bringing a knife to a gunfight.
1. Person(s) who kills a good mood, fun killer, party pooper
2. Bringing a highly inappropriate item ill suited for the situation.
Origin:
Based on this ridiculous account;
"In Fargo, N.D., a man, 33, reportedly stabbed another man, 37, during a threesome. The stabbing allegedly occurred when one of the men reportedly refused to switch positions during the sexual romp."
The expression bounces off the old adage Bringing a knife to a gunfight.
"Ah shit, don't invite that guy! He'd bring a knife to a threesome".
"His friend was known for bringing a knife to a threesome, so he wrote a list items they would need; better safe than sorry".
"Who brings a knife to a threesome!? Seriously!"
"His friend was known for bringing a knife to a threesome, so he wrote a list items they would need; better safe than sorry".
"Who brings a knife to a threesome!? Seriously!"
by Stellababe June 08, 2013
When you have a threesome and two of the three are related.(one guy fucks two cousins, a brother and a sister fuck a friend, mom and son fuck friend, ect)
Hey man how'd y'all go last night?
It was great we had a southrn style 3sum
Nice brotha who wer they?
It was me my ma and this girl I met.
Incest is best brotha.
God bless Texas
Hey man how'd y'all go last night?
It was great we had a southrn style 3sum
Nice brotha who wer they?
It was me my ma and this girl I met.
Incest is best brotha.
God bless Texas
by The real slim shabby July 07, 2014
by Don Jr. February 27, 2015
The act of having intercourse with a woman more than six months pregnant.
Stipulations:
1)The unborn child must be of relation to you or a close acquaintance.
2)The unborn child can not be your child.
Stipulations:
1)The unborn child must be of relation to you or a close acquaintance.
2)The unborn child can not be your child.
by Conway Acres Trailer Park April 27, 2011
When twins go down on you.
by readybeeill June 01, 2016