Thor

That one guy in Avengers with that hammer thing.

Thor is a fucking god... Literally

by Jimmy Sutton March 30, 2020

The Thor

When a girl/boy dresses up as the Greek god Thor and proceeds to sit on a hammer

Oh my god, this girl sent me a video of hare doing “The Thor” last night it was awesome.

by Beboop123 June 23, 2020

Thor

Chris hemsworth with a hammer

Hey look its Thor!
do you mean chris hemsworth with a hammer
oh yeah I do

by TheGoldenGame October 7, 2020

Thor

A dog that you think is powerful because of its name but is actually a wimp very fat and a German shorthaired pointer one is also very loving towards their human

Thor is a German shorthaired pointer dog

by 🧠🧠🧠 October 18, 2020

Thor stans

Annoying arse people who think that Th0r can beat wonder woman in a fight, sexist and sometimes homophobic and racist. overall definition: arseholes

th0r flop stan: thor solos fav, MID!

anyone with decent knowledge: shut ur fat arse up #BOSSED
th0r flop stan: UGH!! I'm LEAVING! YOU *random slur*

anyone with decent knowledge: fuck you arsehole! Thor stans don't know shit
- by Jugirlb

by Jugirlbs July 2, 2022

Thor’s hammer

A 12+ inch black dildo that’s been used so many times, it’s near impossible to pick up off the ground due to its stickiness and sliminess.

“Honey can you grab my dildo for me”
“It’s stuck to the floor, only Thor could pick this shit up”

I used my Dildo 16 times last night and it’ll accidentally made it into a Thor’s hammer, now I can’t even pick that shit up to use it.

by Dat niga September 1, 2022

The Thor

When you go to the bar and pick up a chick wearing lightning bolt ear rings. After bringing her back to your place while fucking her doggy style you rip the lightning bolt earrings out of her ears and jam them in her ass.

Hey you see that bitch over there?! I totally gave her the Thor last night!

by G unit15 November 26, 2022