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Kansas City Sizzle

When an obese Kansas City sports fan shits their pants out of excitement during a game.
Kent is too fat to jump with excitement, so when the Royals hit a home run he just smiled, leaned back in his lounge chair and dropped a hot Kansas City Sizzle down his legs.
by Hot Franklin March 4, 2023
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sizzle-ized

being civilized in a DAMN SEXY way.
brittany and kathleen waltzed down the street in a sizzle-ized manner.
by BMASSA October 17, 2008
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C sizzle

C Sizzle up in the cut thumbing yo bizzles butt your bitch call me a snake but not what you think ❌🐀
by Jimuder Johnson March 6, 2024
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sizzling monday

the sizzling sound you make when monday comes.
oh? it's monday again.. imagine you saying it so slow it sizzle
*sizzling monday*
by farisss January 13, 2022
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Sizzling jizz

When you ejaculate into a cast iron skillet then cook the load for approximately 3 minutes until the semen is brought to a boil. You then pour the compound into the mouth of your awaiting partner and she devours the substance
Person 1: do you desire a sizzling jizz?
Person 2? Sure! Just don’t make it too hot!
by The jizzmaster November 27, 2021
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sizzle

when someone leads you on and makes you catch feelings but then friend zones you
guy to friend: gives her a kiss on the cheek and holds her hand, then proceeds to say "we're just friends."

me to friend afterwards: "he sizzled you.” 😔
by acehardware December 24, 2021
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cum sizzle

Bro 1: hay bro what would you like to eat

Bro 2: cum sizzle

Bro 1: sizzles some cum
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