Hatchness

To be engulfed in the essence of paperwork involving Hatch

I am swamped with Hatchness today and can't go out for lunch.

by Supersport99 January 11, 2006

Hatching

When your life is getting better while everything burns around you

I lost my girl, my job, and my dog. I thought my life was over, but I was just hatching, turns out my life is great now!

by Jenny John March 18, 2024

Italian Escape Hatch

All cars since 2001 have had a trunk emergency release (located inside of the trunk). This has prevented mafia types, hit men, etc. from using newer cars when kidnapping victims.

Joey owed like 6 dimes to Vinny's crew, so they picked him up and shoved him in the trunk. Lucky for him, the numbnuts didn't realize their car had an Italian escape hatch, and he busted out of there at the first stop sign.

by tripmobius February 12, 2025

Hatch Trimmer

Pussy killa

Pro hoe Slayer
the man other men wanna be,
and hoes wanna be with!

He is a straight up Hatch Trimmer bro...i mean its Thursday and hes already hit a three peat !

by instadick February 28, 2019

poot hatch

The posterior of an individual; anus.

After you poop, make sure you wipe your poot hatch thoroughly.

by Poot hatch December 20, 2013

rapture hatch

Christian slang for a butthole

Hey girl, can I put it in your rapture hatch?

by Ragiin' Draggin' November 22, 2015

Snatch Hatch

Your birthday, obvi.

The day you escaped the clutches of your mother’s womb.

Today’s your birthday? Well, happy snatch hatch day, my dude.

by DameDaisy September 8, 2022