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Xander is the most sweetest, caring, love able and gentle guy. He has a heart like marshmallows over a hot fire. Xander is the all in one package, he is the best boyfriend, best friend and most of all, the best person you will ever meet. Xander makes stupid jokes and laughs at them, but he has the sweetest smile so no one really cares. Love him and care for him because he will do the same for you.
Xander, i love you
by julie.bbe November 22, 2021
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Xander

Xander is the most sweetest, caring, love able and gentle guy. He has a heart like marshmallows over a hot fire. Xander is the all in one package, he is the best boyfriend, best friend and most of all, the best person you will ever meet. Xander makes stupid jokes and laughs at them, but he has the sweetest smile so no one really cares. Love him and care for him because he will do the same for you.
Xander, i love you
by julie.bbe November 22, 2021
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Xander is a person with some dark humor, although not always good humor. He's smart and very rarely nerdy, but sometimes he can act like a dumb guy. Although his looks have a lot of potential, it's pretty wasted because he doesn't really care about his appearance (Not that he is ugly). He's pretty open to good friends but keeps most of his emotions to himself. Is a super nice guy who can adjust to almost any situation. But you gotta watch out. If he's got his eyes on a girl, he will most likely make sure he isn't going to the next one empty-handed 😉. Although many want to be his friend, he doesn't let a lot of people close to him. And if you think you finally know everything about him, you would be proven dead wrong because he's got a lot of different sides. But luckily he's not two faced.
Bro, it's the asocial one Xander.
What do you mean, he's always with a different girl.
by XanderGazer November 21, 2021
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Xander is that kid that is way too into one thing, whether it be hunting, fishing, or sports. Xander is the one to make sure all is well for his friends and family. He is just to annoying to be hated if that makes sense, Always coming up with bad and corny jokes just cuz he can, I know this cuz my BF is a Xander
Xander: Hey bro hows it going
His Friend Gary: Nothing much, just cot a blue gill
Xander: Cool, just checking on ya, Good luck
by fjwlifhwrf November 27, 2021
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Xander is the kind of nigga to suck your dads wiener when he stays the night at your house. Xander’s can act very gay but have a sort of sense of humor that makes you want to throw up. Xander’s are also known for their peachy assholes. 🍑
AJ: Hey Xander, what you doing?
Xander: Sucking yo daddy dick
AJ: For real?
Xander: *Guack Guack* He ate my peachy ass too.
AJ: Bruh
by Chomie Homies February 27, 2020
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Someone who SIMPS for someone who's first name is Spiderman's last name
Friend: Hey Xander, still simping?
Xander: yeah, it's that person with Spiderman's last name
Friend: it's ok, they're gonna be great for you uwu
by Father large August 24, 2020
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Do you know Xander Alvarez?

A pick up line used in dms to get a girl to respond instantly by saying no. Know one knows who he is thus making it full proof.
slides in dm's*

"Hey do you know Xander Alvarez?"

"um no?"

"sick me neither I'm Bret what's up"
by JaxsonOG45 September 7, 2020
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