couple's coma

When people in a cozy relationship stop wanting to go out and just want to snuggle indoors. Sometimes associated with ignoring friends' messages or cancelling social engagements. Kind of like hibernation for people that are in love. Can get worse during winter.

Antonym: Single's Stamina

Ugh, Ben and Alex are in such a couple's coma! It's impossible to get them to commit to anything and when they do come out they always leave before midnight!

by rabbit4 May 22, 2018

couple fight

how am i supposed to know?

that is a couple fight

by jackals called jeffy November 20, 2018

Couple Bubble

When you draw an imaginary boundary around your relationship to help strengthen it by keeping outside intrusions (like work and family) at bay, at least temporarily.

A simple example is a couple with children getting a babysitter and having a 'date night' with each other. Another could be negotiating the number of visits by your in-laws (and how much advice they give!). Keep them out of your Couple Bubble!

by mftmark November 13, 2011

Craigslist Couple

Definition 1 : The most embarrassing thing that could ever happen to 2 human beings at one time

Definition 2 : A couple that do not go well together

Greg : So how did you guys meet?
Craigslist couple : On craigslist
Greg : ......

Greg : Dude did you see Samantha and Thomas, they were sharing a bagel bite
Bill : Yea, they are such a Craigslist couple

by ThatThreeGuy May 1, 2015

Balcony Couple

The balcony couple is the one (if out of multiple) couple(s) that are always by the balcony. They’re the balcony kids everyone knows and is fucking annoyed by, because they are the cringiest and most annoying couple in the school. They are also super controlling of eachother and are so clingy that you’d rather jump off the balcony than date one them. And they are always making out and grabbing each others genitals. They also create so much drama because they have to let everyone know that they’re dating and will attack anyone who comes near the others “husband” or “wife”. Because of all of this drama when they finally break up they have no friends left, so tragic. Because they have no friends they sit up by the balcony with of the other sluts that eat there for lunch. Basically they are the biggest sluts out of the biggest group of sluts in school.
P.S Go to the balcony during lunch at your own risk because they might be, actually probably, no DEFINITELY will be fucking.

“Wanna go to the balcony for lunch?”
“Fuck no I’m not tryna get AIDS from the balcony couple.”
“Yeah besides I’m not tryna get attacked cuz I walked past (blanks) quote on quote husband.”
“Oh wait nvm we can go up”
“Why?”
“They just broke up. Btw you own me $20”

by DepressionIsRealGuys69 September 27, 2018

Couples City

When you go out to meet up with a group of friends at a bar, club, lounge, restaurant, or really any social situation, and suddenly find yourself the only single person in the group. So it's just you and a group of 2-5 couples. Fun.

Oh I was going to go meet up with Megan and Scott and all them but I think that crowd will be Couples City. So I'll probably just stop and say hi and bounce for somewhere else.

by ted234435 August 6, 2011

wtf couple

A "wtf couple" is a couple that causes others to exclaim "what the fuck!" Generally these couples include one attractive partner and one less attractive. Occassionally wtf couples are based on financial gain for the more attractive partner. Sometimes the more attractive partner is also financially stable themselves. This is simply a case of being gross. More information can be found at www.wtfcouples.com

Woody Allen and Soon Yi, Catherine Zeta Jones and Michael Douglas, Celine Dion and her husband, Marilyn Manson and Evan Rachel Wood. These are all examples of wtf couples.

by wtfcouple March 20, 2010