Ted Cruz

A man who was born with less than average brain cell count (sub 1000 to be specific), And the Zodiac Killer.

Person 1: "Ted Cruz is the zodiac killer 100%"
Person 2: "for real"

by breakfastskillet June 4, 2022

Pull a Cruz

To abandon struggling individuals during a time of great crisis rather than take personal responsibility.

1. I can't believe Ted chose to pull a Cruz and fly to Cancun during the great Texas winter storm of 2021.
2. It was shocking that Newt would pull a Cruz and leave his cancer-stricken wife for his mistress.

3. Donald choose to pull a Cruz by refusing to create a coordinated vaccination plan.

by Cheeky Dodger February 18, 2021

Ted Cruz

When you get caught in a lie and come up with a lame excuse out of it.

I was sleeping with the neighbor, sorry for Ted Cruzing you into thinking I helped hang her picture.

by Hanali February 19, 2021

Norm Cruz

SOMEONE WHO NiCOLE STiLL MiSSES AWWW =D hehe

Hi NORM CRUZ!

by Colee June 9, 2004

Daniela Cruz

A dumb stupid whore that is black and ugly.

look at daniela cruz she’s a ugly and black dumb stupid whore.

by idkk November 3, 2019

Cruz Russia

Cruz is a Russian spy, he love porn, he loves special ointment. I thinks it would feel bigger in your mouth, Cruz is polynosasoan and a great person. He is in love with a girl named Isabel. He loves Brian and the kiddie gang . Mr. Russia is a very special person. All jokes aside, we all love Cruz to death, he is super funny and has a circumsized penis. He reminds me of a cute baby monkey with skin as soft as a baby strianght out of the oven.

He is such a Cruz Russia

by Kyddee November 13, 2018

Cruz Tena

The most sexiest guy in school

Cruz Tena is so sexy his pangas is so large

by Daddeeee65 September 23, 2019