Homo before 99

The act of being/acting in a homosexual way before the age of 99

Punishable by death

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Man 1: bro I had gay sex last night

Man 2: bro that’s illegal because your not 99 yet

Man 1: please don’t kill me for being homo before 99

by Homob499 February 01, 2022

99 agents of space

99 agents of space is a group of people on a game called Holdfast: Nations at war.

1: You're apart of 99 agents of space?
2: Yeah!
1: Me too!

by Small PP Gang December 28, 2020

99 flake

When you ejaculate on your partner, then turn around and poo on them so it looks like the famous icecream with chocolate flake.

Hi Jenna, why you looking so pissed?

That bastard did a 99 flake on me.

by Bigboi890 November 27, 2016

a 7/10/99

A joyous occasion overlooking an ocean that can never be replaced or duplicated due to the authentic love, respect, & loyalty of forever.

I wish today could be a 7/10/99!
I heard someone say a 7/10/99 only happens in the movies.
Not everyone gets a 7/10/99.

by Ma.Dgn November 01, 2021

Nigger 99 with a Feather Duster

What got BT banned from DLive.

Florida Lady: "Man, this dude is drunker than a nigger 99 with a feather duster."
BT: "A nigger 99 with a feather duster?"
*Banned*

by BT's Box March 05, 2020

Level 99 Mafia Boss

Not a level 1 pizza boy

Wow, look at that level 99 mafia boss helping up that fallen level 1 pizza boy! What a good guy!

by Kurzaen January 06, 2019

1 girl 99 stomps

A CCTV footage of a man and a woman in a apartment, when the man brutally stomps the woman many times to her death, then he takes it to a elevator and it ends there.

Person 1: "have you saw the video 1 girl 99 stomps?"
Person 2: "yeah it was horrible and sad"

by nfsvsforza February 01, 2023