September 24th

September 24th is the day the smartest, most beautiful, sweetest and nicest people are born. I may not know all of them but I do know one and she has all the qualities described above

Today is September 24th ,you know what that means....

by i_am_your_one.and.only_jake November 23, 2021

May 24th

The day we’ve all been waiting for, eat a bowl of Rigatoni pasta day, foretold by the history of tumblr.

person 1: yo bro what day is it today?
person 2: it’s May 24th 2021
person 1: OH SHIT BRO WE GOTTA EAT THE RIGATONI IVE BEEN WAITING 4 YEARS FOR THIS

by true g0d May 11, 2021

August 24th

National spend money on sam day

August 24th I’m a slut wassup.

by menobody328 July 29, 2020

August 24th

National blow up a primary school day!

Hey dude, what day is it?
-It's August 24th! Wanna come with me to blow shit up?
-sure!

by Officer piggy wiggy August 23, 2021

April 24th

In which days men and women either prepare to rape someone.

OR A DAY WHERE WE ALL GET TOGETHER AND BEAT THEM SENSELESS

"I heard Jenna was gonna participate in April 24th.."
"Ew I used to date her"

by anonymous April 4, 2023

Sept 24th

Sept 24th is the day the smartest, most beautiful, sweetest and nicest people are born. I may not know all of them but I do know one and she has all the qualities described above

today is Sept 24th , you know what that means....

by i_am_your_one.and.only_jake November 23, 2021

April 24th

April 24th is the day satan dropped off Aaliyah off on the face of the earth. He gave her frizzy hair and short height and sent her on her way. We celebrate April 24th in hopes that Aaliyah will be pleased with us acknowledging her existence.

Dude one: "Bro- Did you wish Aaliyah a happy birthday? You better hurry up, todays April 24th!"

Dude two: "Oh damn! Thanks for the reminder"

by cow slut April 23, 2021