shower technique

when u take a shit but it's one of those ones where you wipe and it just never stops so you gotta squat in the shower and spray ur asshole to get rid of the poo

bro i used half a roll of toilet paper and this shit won't stop, gotta do the shower technique

by mu ying October 4, 2020

wisk technique

you give people hickory a certain way I DONT KNOW HOW?? i got it from tiktok and i dont have tiktok and google is a useless cow. please don't ban me because you think google is a real person because FYI google is the website i am using right now AAAA IM GONNA BANNED AREN'T I

the wisk technique is a hickey technique to give a person a hikcey or hickeis with the wisk technique using the technique of the wisk technique

by tinytea September 11, 2021

Foreskin Technique

When an uncircumcised man pinches his foreskin together right before he cums, so that he contains his semen in his foreskin before disposing of it at the toilet or in a bin, to avoid needing to using tissues or a cum sock.

Mary: I went to Rui’s house the other day, and there were no tissues in his bin... Does he even masturbate?
Cheryl: He probably uses the Foreskin Technique

by Wankman2009 October 6, 2021

Pomorenko technique

Variant of the Pomodoro technique, popular among highly successful individuals, and also some university students: Sleep 25 min, work 5 min, repeat. After 4 cycles, take a longer break and relax.

Karen says she's combined the Pomorenko technique with the 4-hour-workweek. Does that mean that she gets everything done within 20 minutes, or did she have to extend her 4 hours to an overall 35 hour week ...

Prof: I think you may have narcolepsy. You should see a neurologist so they can prescribe you some helpful meds.
Bob: No Ma'am, absolutely no narcolepsy. I'm practicing the Pomorenko technique, gives me more focus when I'm studying so I can ace the exam. It's scientifically proven!

by duvud January 23, 2022

Fridge Technique

When you put Gushers, the candy or the human kind, into the fridge to chill them before consumption.

Have you ever had gushers? They’re so good, especially when you put these people in the fridge first. I call it the Fridge Technique.

by Newsean May 8, 2022

Nike Techian

Nike Techian is great I love him :)

E.B.: Nike Techians eyes are so cute.
E.D.: No they are not.

by Elinuka April 15, 2023

Substance Abuse Technician

Drug addict

Steven went back to Rehab due to his profession as a substance abuse technician

by Craig888 September 28, 2019