Taking A Bill

1. The elimination of horrible fecal waste through one's anus, more extreme than the average process.

2. Taking an unbelievable shit to the point it's not a shit, it's taking a Bill.

3. A sweat-filled, terribly smelly, wet dump; one in which you must remove your shirt, can only be called taking a Bill.

4. A very time-consuming poop, usually requiring countless wipes and many flushes.

Frank: "Hey, what took you so long? I waited nearly 30 minutes."

Tom: "Screw you man, I was taking a Bill. It was horrible. The wiping would never end."

Frank: "Oh man, I'm so sorry. My bad bro."

by TheGeniusChild June 21, 2011

take the bus

get fucked or fuck off

Situation: Don dropping lil dude out in his car

Don: hey mate, can I stop at chemist and pick up the medicine.
Lil dude: nah man, can you drop me home first..
Don: take the bus you fucking wanker!!!!!!!!!

or

lil dude: hey Don, can you stop farting in the office?
Don: Take the bus you wanker!!

by MagdaIsReal January 7, 2022

Taking a Donny

Pretending to take a shit, when you are actually playing on your phone to avoid dramatic fucking coworkers.

"Dude you were in the shitter forever, did you eat taco bell? ""No I was taking a Donny. "

by Bluepony33 February 21, 2017

taking a wizard

when you've been holding in a piss for so long it has to potential to be of Austin Powers tier. Most commonly performed in Amish

When me and the homies were on the road trip through Amish they almost ditched me when I was taking a wizard.

by hossman_jago November 7, 2019

Take a moment

When you are on Houseparty with your friends and someone says something that makes you cringe, is a bit too far or just outrageous in general you may want to go on mute and switch off your camera. This is called taking a moment and the phrase was created by Sean Dyer

Person: I want to fuck your mum!
Sean: I’m going to take a moment

by Glowstickgingercats May 8, 2021

take leave

ima leave but "formal"

Mkaay I guess its time for me to take leave and let you think

by suckamyballs March 5, 2014

Taking a Dale

getting angry at someone for no apparent reason

all i was doing was humming a tune and he started taking a dale

by anonymouse1 October 11, 2007