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taking a wizard

when you've been holding in a piss for so long it has to potential to be of Austin Powers tier. Most commonly performed in Amish
When me and the homies were on the road trip through Amish they almost ditched me when I was taking a wizard.
by hossman_jago November 7, 2019
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Taking A Bill

1. The elimination of horrible fecal waste through one's anus, more extreme than the average process.

2. Taking an unbelievable shit to the point it's not a shit, it's taking a Bill.

3. A sweat-filled, terribly smelly, wet dump; one in which you must remove your shirt, can only be called taking a Bill.

4. A very time-consuming poop, usually requiring countless wipes and many flushes.
Frank: "Hey, what took you so long? I waited nearly 30 minutes."

Tom: "Screw you man, I was taking a Bill. It was horrible. The wiping would never end."

Frank: "Oh man, I'm so sorry. My bad bro."
by TheGeniusChild June 21, 2011
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take the bus

Situation: Don dropping lil dude out in his car

Don: hey mate, can I stop at chemist and pick up the medicine.
Lil dude: nah man, can you drop me home first..
Don: take the bus you fucking wanker!!!!!!!!!

or

lil dude: hey Don, can you stop farting in the office?
Don: Take the bus you wanker!!
by MagdaIsReal January 7, 2022
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take a cruise

I just ate Taco Bell, pull over at the next rest stop so I can take a cruise.
by Ronny Mexico June 23, 2016
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take leave

Mkaay I guess its time for me to take leave and let you think
by suckamyballs March 5, 2014
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take a snap

To take a bong rip in such a manner that the weed pulls through the bowl piece, down the downstem, and into the water, creating a "snapping" sound.
Yo, can I take a snap of your kush?
by thenameofwisdom November 13, 2020
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Take A Khalifa

Greg: "Hey man, nobody has bud to match, you wanna just go out back and take a Khalifa?"

Joe: "Sure, that works for me bro."
by CrackyRaps August 25, 2016
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