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Taking A Bill

1. The elimination of horrible fecal waste through one's anus, more extreme than the average process.

2. Taking an unbelievable shit to the point it's not a shit, it's taking a Bill.

3. A sweat-filled, terribly smelly, wet dump; one in which you must remove your shirt, can only be called taking a Bill.

4. A very time-consuming poop, usually requiring countless wipes and many flushes.
Frank: "Hey, what took you so long? I waited nearly 30 minutes."

Tom: "Screw you man, I was taking a Bill. It was horrible. The wiping would never end."

Frank: "Oh man, I'm so sorry. My bad bro."
by TheGeniusChild June 21, 2011
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take the bus

Situation: Don dropping lil dude out in his car

Don: hey mate, can I stop at chemist and pick up the medicine.
Lil dude: nah man, can you drop me home first..
Don: take the bus you fucking wanker!!!!!!!!!

or

lil dude: hey Don, can you stop farting in the office?
Don: Take the bus you wanker!!
by MagdaIsReal January 7, 2022
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take the hook

It's the fact of getting to like someone. If you like someone, and that person doesn't even know you exists, the moment in which that person starts to like you because you had flirted with him/her, is the moment when he/she takes the hook.
A: I was flirting with this girl, but she wasn't interested in me. Now I like her, she's taken the hook.

B: Yeah, girls always take the hook.
by Vic3roy June 23, 2009
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Taking a Tucker

Having an especially satisfying bowel movement. Can also just mean taking a shit. Named after a man that has bowel movements over 10 times a day.
"I just took a Tucker and I feel better already". It can also be used when experiencing pain. "My stomach is killing me, I think I need to take a Tucker". I'm "taking a Tucker" and somebody comes in and interupts me!
by MMABOY February 4, 2010
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taking a wizard

when you've been holding in a piss for so long it has to potential to be of Austin Powers tier. Most commonly performed in Amish
When me and the homies were on the road trip through Amish they almost ditched me when I was taking a wizard.
by hossman_jago November 7, 2019
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take leave

Mkaay I guess its time for me to take leave and let you think
by suckamyballs March 5, 2014
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Take A Khalifa

Greg: "Hey man, nobody has bud to match, you wanna just go out back and take a Khalifa?"

Joe: "Sure, that works for me bro."
by CrackyRaps August 25, 2016
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