take a cruise

Go to the bathroom and take a shit.

I just ate Taco Bell, pull over at the next rest stop so I can take a cruise.

by Ronny Mexico June 23, 2016

Take A Khalifa

Going off to smoke; A smoke break or smoke session.

Greg: "Hey man, nobody has bud to match, you wanna just go out back and take a Khalifa?"

Joe: "Sure, that works for me bro."

by CrackyRaps August 25, 2016

taking a wizard

when you've been holding in a piss for so long it has to potential to be of Austin Powers tier. Most commonly performed in Amish

When me and the homies were on the road trip through Amish they almost ditched me when I was taking a wizard.

by hossman_jago November 7, 2019

taking the nut

when you are sucking a penis and the person ejaculates in your mouth and you swallow it

stacy likes taking the nut because she says spitters and quitters

by taking the nut July 8, 2017

Taking a Donny

Pretending to take a shit, when you are actually playing on your phone to avoid dramatic fucking coworkers.

"Dude you were in the shitter forever, did you eat taco bell? ""No I was taking a Donny. "

by Bluepony33 February 21, 2017

take a snap

To take a bong rip in such a manner that the weed pulls through the bowl piece, down the downstem, and into the water, creating a "snapping" sound.

Yo, can I take a snap of your kush?

by thenameofwisdom November 13, 2020

Take a moment

When you are on Houseparty with your friends and someone says something that makes you cringe, is a bit too far or just outrageous in general you may want to go on mute and switch off your camera. This is called taking a moment and the phrase was created by Sean Dyer

Person: I want to fuck your mum!
Sean: I’m going to take a moment

by Glowstickgingercats May 8, 2021