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I'm gonna need Taco Bell

That feeling after taking your girlfriend out to a nice restaurant, the kind that leaves both your stomach and wallet empty, in order to please her enough to get laid that night.

Can also apply to any situation where the restaurant just doesn't serve a proportionate amount of food for the price.

The phrase stems from rushing out to get Taco Bell after the aforementioned situations in order to satisfy that hunger known in Taco Bell lingo as "The Fourth Meal." Comes from the Taco Bell commercials where, after emerging from triumphantly satisfying his stomach, the man yells, "I'M FULL!!!"
Man, I just took my girlfriend out to a Japanese restaurant, where I paid 30 bucks and only got one measly roll of sushi. I'm gonna need Taco Bell after this.

...granted, I'm still gonna get laid tonight.
by Liobird August 14, 2009
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taco swapper

A slang term for a lesbian, dyke, or a woman who is swapping her taco with another.
Yeah, I hit on that bitch but she wasn't into guys, she was a taco swapper.
by Josh Gentelin December 9, 2008
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Taco Flavoured Kisses

1: The name of a J.LO (Cartman's left hand)song from the episode Fat butt and Pancake Head.

2: The female equivelant of teabagging
During a bondage session I bounced up and down on my boyfriend's face. He lika mi Taco Flavoured Kisses!!
by hiphophunny August 4, 2009
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Taco Cookies

It's a conversation ice breaker between two opposite sexes :)
Pringles: Want some taco cookies?
Junior: Wow yum! what are taco cookies?
by lrzj September 10, 2009
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Taco Bell Theft Duty

A Fictional Videogame That has yet to be invented, but has a killer storyline! TacoMan is the main character, who lives in a shit apartment and wears a taco costume for Taco-Bell. When World War 3 starts, TacoMan takes action. With Bombings on our west coast, TacoMan meets his rival enemy, BurritoBoy, who wants all the credit for taking down Macinov, the leading terror ing in the recent attacks on the country. Between fighting good and evil, you free-roam up to 5 cities and big towns discovering new missions and new weapons to use to take down your enemies. Any purchase of this game comes with a $10 coupon to Taco Bell and $5 off of either the latest Call of duty or GTA title.
Person 1: hey what game are you playing?

Person 2: Taco Bell Theft Duty, it's as good as GTA and Call of duty Combined with explosive Taco Bell foods and in dept love stories of TacoMan!
by That Nardz Guy August 30, 2013
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taco bounce

When two consenting women slam their cooters together in an act of calamitous clitoris crunching
Yo dude, the bros fuckin' totally paid Jeri and Joanna to taco bounce at the party. They bounced so hard it smelled like a fish farm in there!!!
by Moose-balls March 30, 2015
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Taco Belled

In the video game Battlefield 1, you get a gas grenade followed by fire (scout flare, incendiary,etc) thrown at you and then die.
Dude they just Taco Belled me!
by LadyArsenic December 8, 2016
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