bible-thumper

Me! Me! Me! Me! Me!

Man, you guys really hate Christianity don't you?

by betterthanyouguy November 10, 2004

Flumper thumper

Someone who has 2 penises in their butt at one time that result in anal juices.

Lets go give that girl a flumper thumper.

by Mak2356774 February 21, 2018

Turner Tub Thumper

Engaging in intercourse with a female who is pregnant with a child that is (at least presumably) not yours. This term only applies to heterosexual males. See 'Tonya Tub Thumper' for lesbians with strap-ons.

CAUTION: THIS ACT IS NOT ENCOURAGED AS IT MAY LEAD TO FETUSES GETTING POKED IN THE EYES

That dude is porking her in the third trimester, he's such a Turner Tub Thumper.

If there's a bun in the oven, don't worry about stoppin the lovin' -Turner Tub Thumper

by Buck Whittaker June 29, 2009

bible thumper

1. A good christian/catholic person who lives by the rules of the bible and does not pick the parts of the bible that suit him/her the most. Is often ridiculed for the above.
2. What gay and non christian people call everyone who believes in what the bible says.

1.Person1: Gee that guy is so good he is going to heaven for sure.
Person two: I hate that bible thumper!
2.Person1: I don't think gay people should be married becuase...
Person2: You are like, such a bible thumper!

by Christopher Mckay April 9, 2006

Ghetto Thumper

A Ghetto Thumper is a white human who thinks they are black.

A "Ghetto Thumper" will talk in incomplete sentences, wear clothes that are entirely to big for them, and they wear straight bill hats with single letters on them.

by Kired March 28, 2010

Bible Thumper

1. A person who follows the Bible, and is Chrisitan. Someone who goes by "the book" (:

2. A mean and cruel nickname for a Christian.

"Hey, man. Have you gone to church lately?"
"Priests these days! JUst leave me alone, bible thumper."
"Sunday mass, son!"

by Bland Fruitjuice(: February 25, 2010

Hendertucky Stump Thumper

The act of Fucking a girl in henderson doggy style with her planted on a tree, and mid-sex knocking her hands away causing her face to repeatedly hit the tree.

Dude I gave my girl the old hendertucky stump thumper last night

by jarhead1243 December 19, 2014