Thunder theft

Being a dick, and stealing the credit for someone’s idea or creation

You: ‘tells great joke’
Friend: lol nice
~later when you 2 are with more people~
Friend: ‘Insert your great joke’
People: lol that’s nice, great joke man
You: >:O
~Later~
You: ‘friend’ just totally stole my joke
Friend 2: yo, that’s thunder theft dude

by Zyfong October 26, 2018

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relationship theft

Someone who steals another person’s girlfriend or boyfriend because they could find one themselves.

Dude, I wouldn’t go to this school with your girlfriend.

Why? People will make you a victim of relationship theft because they have been single for a long time

by Brokecollegestudebt November 10, 2019

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identitty theft

Getting a boob-job so that you can pass yourself off as someone else with more attractive "natural" ta-tas.

Identitty theft is often practiced by women who have been jilted or passed over by a hot stud in favor of a more "luscious looker"; said spurned chicks therefore find out what said more-appealingly-endowed chicks' chest-treasures look like, and then have appropriate plastic surgery done to modify their own "girls" so that said fun-bubbles will closely resemble --- or hopefully even be more attractive than --- those of the gals who took their place in their exes' lustful affections, so that they can have a fighting chance of winning back said departed hunks once again.

by QuacksO April 17, 2019

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Theft

A type of crime where an individual takes it upon himself to unlawfully borrow expensive jewelry narcotics and other improvisions, also check out (galen) the worlds best conman

My g****** m*********** h** of a c**** was caught stealing s*** from my b****** of a sons home last night, theft ass

by MrInfo August 6, 2019

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