porn swan

a gentleman who enjoys the finer qualities in life... but more specifically dedicating a significant portion of his life to filming the sacred act of swans fornicating in a pond of virgins tears. although a rare and elusive creature... the porn swan is as magnificent being of inspiration and sexual lust. Main stream use of the phrase has transformed the definition into a term of sexual endearment for an individual whose unbelievable conquests have been filmed.
Dude I was at the park with my girlfriend watching swans floating in the lake until a Porn Swan came and creeped them out!

The guy made a sex tape with my goldfish, buick, and grandmother... he is the ultimate Porn Swan!
by Woppyvac July 11, 2010
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Black Swan

Derived from the movie Black Swan

To meet a naive individual then later have relations with them after heavily being under the influence, hearing of their disbelief they would do such a thing the next day.
Bro, she totally went black swan on you last night, she's totally not that type.
by Kaolo March 01, 2011
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Swan Twatting

When you thump your long-necked, majestic creature too vigorously.
Or
When you dive headfirst into a fuck load of minge
"Yes Bernard, wanna go swan twatting later?" Says Derek
"Sure mate, need to grab some bourbons first tho." Says Bernard
"You've got solid priorities g" replied Derek
by MILFord Keynes March 13, 2022
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Jamie Swan

Jamie Swan is a guard in the book series ‘Atlantis: Lost World’ . He’s trained to de-escalate situations and is close with Neve Varjita and Micheal Jones.
Omg! Jamie Swan is so hot!
by Mingain September 23, 2021
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fuck swan

a type of insult directed at a person who would probably fuck a swan and also probably on their period
by RainbowfuckyourshitupDash January 02, 2015
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war swan

war swan is used to describe a very handsome and awesome dude who gets all the women and is very popular and handsome and funny and awesome
i am very cool and funny and handsome
ok war swan
by war swan April 17, 2022
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Wolf-Swan

An old shitbox car, that is driven by a hot person.
The ultimate symbolism, that there is more to life than keeping up with the latest model car.

Origin: Wolf Strong, courageous, fierce, ferocious, lone wolf, leader, alpha, rugged

Swan Delicate, graceful, smooth. elegant, majestic
Wow , that chick is sooooo damn hot, and I respect the Wolf-Swan she is driving.
by Digity111 December 20, 2016
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