moldy priest

When a Catholic priest has to resort to having sex with a legal age adult

I couldn't find any of the choir boys, so I had to do a quick Moldy Priest

by Asstroman June 19, 2016

priest-pull

Post mass exit ritual where as you are in the line to greet the Priest who then will shake your hand whilst pulling you down the line away from him simultaneously as not exchange lengthy BS "hellos" and "how are you's".

Father McGillan totally priest-pulled my mother as she was saying hello and trying to thank him for his service. He pulled her down the line away from him and was engaging 2 people behind her already.

by cheeky sunshine August 17, 2017

priest derby

The alter boy version of the Kentucky Derby when priests ride 10 year olds.

Father Fudge Packer rode his 10 year old alter boy to victory at the Priest Derby.

by E.F. Crazy, LLC. March 20, 2025

Priest

A man of god, a pedophile, and or a source of comedy.

"Fascists dress in black and go around telling people what to do, whereas priests... more drink!" - Father Ted (Dermot Morgan)

by RhapsodyURBAN July 2, 2022

Priest

Representative of the catholic church and the Christian religion that prides themselves with the undeniable ability to efficiently fearmonger and prosecute those who commit the sin of being different, and the quality of without mistake properly “disciplining” his favorite little choir boy after each teaching and service.

In simple terms, the mortal enemy of rocker marilyn manson. (Probably cause he doesnt touch kids)

John: just saw a priest walking past that kindergarten
Trent: fuckin sick (in a bad way)

by Cupid (carries a gun) January 2, 2024

Judas Priest

The best metal band to grace the planet along with Iron Maiden unlike artists today who sing about sex, drugs, and their relationship issues.

Judas Priest is the best planet that God has graced us with.

by UltimateDoge October 25, 2022

show priest

A priest who gives the appearance of godliness but it's all an act and his actions and words are not in allignment.

He preaches about the poor while drinking pricey wine and eating caviar. He's a show priest.

by Justice4all November 2, 2013