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Chest lettuce

Matt had a lot of chest lettuce.
by Caribbean 40 June 24, 2018
mugGet the Chest lettucemug.

Chest Rubbed

"Chest Rubbed" refers to the spontaneous and utter desolation of a human being for the simple fact that another human rubbed their chest.

In under a millisecond, the victim's entire body will experience a phenomenon in which all of their bones will break, and every pore in their body will bleed profusely without any other cause than the simple fact that another human rubbed their chest.
An immense gory crime scene is shown. Blood is on the walls, on the ceiling, on the floor, everywhere. Nothing of a human being remains except for their blood and a few bones. Onlookers approach and comment on the scene:

"There is no other explanation. This man must've had his Chest Rubbed."
by ArchesAviation March 25, 2023
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Chest Hung

1. A woman with a large and lovely chest can be said to be chest hung, or well chest-hung.
2. A 2 pup litter of healthy chest puppies equals a well chest-hung woman.
3. A lovely gal with large bewbs, you dolt!! She is chest hung, goddamit, this ain't even funny anymore.
In a conversation:
Snotty Gal: Echh, Deborah has huge tetz!
Some guy: Yep, Debs is mad chest hung.
Snotty Gal: Echh!
by wh1dee November 30, 2011
mugGet the Chest Hungmug.

chest-sock

\ ˈches(t)-ˈsäk\ : an undershirt meant to be worn under another garment.

This colloquial phrase is a gender-neutral and less-derogatory alternative to the term, "wife beater." Chest-socks are not meant to be seen or closely examined, which makes it acceptable to continue wearing them even after they have yellowed or developed holes from wear and tear.

It is, after all, just a chest-sock.
I was so embarrassed, but it got so hot in the office yesterday that I had to take off my sweater and work in an old chest-sock. Brenda pointed out that it had holes in the back!
by Publitoad March 8, 2019
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Chest to tits

The action you take when a girl pisses you off or tries to get in your face. Similar to going chest to chest when a guy gets in your grill, but it is not a guy, and they have tits.
Bro, Joe B. was so pissed that girl pushed him down.
Brah, I know, he went chest to tits!
by Dane Slights April 13, 2011
mugGet the Chest to titsmug.

Chest Beater

In reference to the mentally disabled who are seen frequently "beating their chest" usually while in a wheelchair. This is a term used to insult someone, basically calling them retarded.
Dude how did Jeff think he would get away with that? What a fucking chest beater lol.
by Badumchi April 19, 2020
mugGet the Chest Beatermug.

chest hair

Grows on men and women??
Nice wig. Whats it made of? YOUR MUMS CHEST HAIR!
by chuff January 12, 2005
mugGet the chest hairmug.

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