Nairn Academy

In general it sucks... it’s an outdated asbestos filled living hell of a school, all the teachers are only alive to make the students lives awful. The science department is usually populated by nerds and absolute slags. The canteen is full of sad geeks that play minecraft on their chrome books and the concourses are packed full of hookers and junkies. If you want a 50 pence blowjob Nairn is the place to go. Nairn is the only place that you can see drug addicts injecting Just outside the main entrance.
I love Nairn Academy because I can be paid to take cock up my arse
by It’s Brittney bitch November 13, 2019
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Mintlaw Academy

Don’t ever go to mintlaw there are junkies all over
Mintlaw Academy is full of junkies so I wouldn’t go there
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Invergordon Academy

A name for a dark ally that you buy drugs from
by Michael Siliva April 27, 2018
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jesters academy

Man, jesters academy is actually the best podcast
by Steve the plumber January 24, 2019
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Yavneh Academy

A pointless school that teaches you pointless stuff. Half the things you learn here aren’t needed in real life. I mean, who ACTUALLY wants to be a biologist when they grow up!? The classes are stupid. The teachers are stupid. The lessons are stupid. Some of the kids are even stupid! If you are looking for a crappy, co-ed school that will not teach you any valuable lessons, this is the school for you! If not, you’re better off going to BPY.
Yoni: Yavneh Academy is the worst school ever!
Jake: Haha, BPY is soooo much better.
Yoni: BPY kids are cheaters!
Sam: Yeah, that’s why I switched to Noam
Jake: Noam!? I rather get run over by a tractor!
Hannah: let’s go Yavneh RedHawks!
Yoni: you are dead to us.
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Academies of Loudoun

Goofy ahh school that gives everyone depression
“Hey man want to go to the Academies of Loudoun?”

“That goofy ahh depression school, hell nah.”
by DepressionAtACL August 26, 2022
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Academies of Loudoun

A magnet school with three programs

AOS - Academies of Science (highest GPA and SAT scores out of the three programs, also the most likely to make you want to kill yourself)
AET - Academies of Engineering (they're also pretty smart i guess)
MATA - I don't fucking remember what it is (everyone here either actually wants to pursue the program they're taking in MATA, or they just want an easy ass senior year. fuck MATA)

Dr. Wolfe is my goat
Fuck this school (academies of loudoun)

Fr bro

Guys I go to MATA

Shut the fuck up kys
by ihatetheacademies October 09, 2023
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