Taking a Donny

Pretending to take a shit, when you are actually playing on your phone to avoid dramatic fucking coworkers.

"Dude you were in the shitter forever, did you eat taco bell? ""No I was taking a Donny. "

by Bluepony33 February 21, 2017

Take a moment

When you are on Houseparty with your friends and someone says something that makes you cringe, is a bit too far or just outrageous in general you may want to go on mute and switch off your camera. This is called taking a moment and the phrase was created by Sean Dyer

Person: I want to fuck your mum!
Sean: I’m going to take a moment

by Glowstickgingercats May 08, 2021

take a cruise

Go to the bathroom and take a shit.

I just ate Taco Bell, pull over at the next rest stop so I can take a cruise.

by Ronny Mexico June 23, 2016

Jack Take

An opinion so bad about something it goes beyond an L take.

Will: yo, Jack said that battlefield 2042 is “fun”.
Frank: wow thats such a Jack Take.

by Semper-S3XY May 20, 2023

take a snap

To take a bong rip in such a manner that the weed pulls through the bowl piece, down the downstem, and into the water, creating a "snapping" sound.

Yo, can I take a snap of your kush?

by thenameofwisdom November 14, 2020

Take A Khalifa

Going off to smoke; A smoke break or smoke session.

Greg: "Hey man, nobody has bud to match, you wanna just go out back and take a Khalifa?"

Joe: "Sure, that works for me bro."

by CrackyRaps August 26, 2016

take the bus

get fucked or fuck off

Situation: Don dropping lil dude out in his car

Don: hey mate, can I stop at chemist and pick up the medicine.
Lil dude: nah man, can you drop me home first..
Don: take the bus you fucking wanker!!!!!!!!!

or

lil dude: hey Don, can you stop farting in the office?
Don: Take the bus you wanker!!

by MagdaIsReal January 08, 2022