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Swedish Super Swirly

The "Swedish Super Swirly," is just like a normal swirly, except someone sticks their hand up their butt. After covering the hand with feces from the anus, the person than wipes it on someone's mouth and eyeballs. After this, the victim's head is put in a toilet full of urine. A person flushes the toilet as the person struggles to breathe with their head in urine water.
I heard Thomas gave that new kid, Jack, a Swedish Super Swirly while in the school bathroom.
by Jiggly Jdawg March 15, 2023
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Swirly case

Fuck it swirly case.
When something is awkward u say it
*silence... “swirly case” ...
by Micol myers May 26, 2021
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Swirly Steamer

A fat-ass blowjob given knee deep in an old, country-side gas station toilet.
1) Teddy paid $69 for a swirly steamer in the Shell station around the corner.
2) Emmett let one slip out during his early morning swirly steamer.
by adamfaulk November 28, 2017
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Chocolate swirly

Drink made from liquid shit and lots of cum mixed up in a blender
The chocolate swirly is the best drink ever.
by Pablo69 March 21, 2022
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Cum Swirly

A cum swirly is when a man swings his dick in circles while cumming into a toilet and then you swirl your girlfriends head into it!
I just had the most radical cum swirly with my step sister!
by Cum monster man 77 January 20, 2023
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swirly gerth

When you buy a set of electric toy trains and you tie your baby to the tracks naked with its legs spread and you tape a drill with an eggplant on the front of it going full speed and it hits the babies insides so deliciously that it’s ancestors can feel it.
Tomorrow I am going to swirly gerth my entire bloodline.
by Mommy chinked 6000 January 7, 2024
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atomic swirlie

An even more cruel escalation of the chocolate swirlie, the bullying maneuver where a jock dunks a nerd's head in a shit-filled toilet and flushes, the 'atomic' variation is specifically a toilet full of diarrhea. A high form of torture reserved for only the nerdiest nerds.
The worst day of Evan's high school life was when the football team gave him an atomic swirlie. The screams coming from the bathroom were sickening, and then they pushed him back out into the hallway without letting him clean his head off, so everyone saw his face dripping in brown.
by yikestbh July 24, 2024
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