porn swan

a gentleman who enjoys the finer qualities in life... but more specifically dedicating a significant portion of his life to filming the sacred act of swans fornicating in a pond of virgins tears. although a rare and elusive creature... the porn swan is as magnificent being of inspiration and sexual lust. Main stream use of the phrase has transformed the definition into a term of sexual endearment for an individual whose unbelievable conquests have been filmed.

Dude I was at the park with my girlfriend watching swans floating in the lake until a Porn Swan came and creeped them out!

The guy made a sex tape with my goldfish, buick, and grandmother... he is the ultimate Porn Swan!

by Woppyvac July 11, 2010

Black Swan

Derived from the movie Black Swan

To meet a naive individual then later have relations with them after heavily being under the influence, hearing of their disbelief they would do such a thing the next day.

Bro, she totally went black swan on you last night, she's totally not that type.

by Kaolo March 15, 2011

fuck swan

a type of insult directed at a person who would probably fuck a swan and also probably on their period

that bitch is a fuck swan

by RainbowfuckyourshitupDash January 1, 2015

Swan bumps

Goose bumps for the more elegant and poised of society

It's chilly out here , I've already got swan bumps

by Priprixx August 30, 2016

Wolf-Swan

An old shitbox car, that is driven by a hot person.
The ultimate symbolism, that there is more to life than keeping up with the latest model car.

Origin: Wolf Strong, courageous, fierce, ferocious, lone wolf, leader, alpha, rugged

Swan Delicate, graceful, smooth. elegant, majestic

Wow , that chick is sooooo damn hot, and I respect the Wolf-Swan she is driving.

by Digity111 December 20, 2016

dead swan

When you orgasm so hard that you fall limply into bed with your neck bent at an awkward angle.

I fucked your mom so hard she did a dead swan onto the bed. I thought she broke her neck until I heard her exhausted gasps for air.

by Ralph Ticker October 4, 2019

RACHEL SWAN

a very intimate kind of communication where two males whip out their members and start having a sword fight.

keir eadie and blair richards did the RACHEL SWAN last night and found it very enjoyable :)

by keir cairns <3 May 7, 2020