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Singapore's Natives

The Malays of Singapore
Lim: With so many foreign talents coming to Singapore nowadays, I'm worried that the natives of Singapore like you and I are going to be left out.

Ahmad: Well to correct you on your statement, Singapore's natives are the Malays. They are the indigenous people of Singapore. Make no mistake about that, chink.
by WhatzMyNamee August 20, 2009
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Made-in-Singapore Math

When exam-smart students have near-zero choice but to regurgitate the model solutions promoted by their teachers or tutors, because there is hardly any time for them to think through most brain-unfriendly questions if they want to score a decent grade, much less question the questions.
With so many topics to cover and so little time to master the concepts, teachers and parents have come to terms that the only way for students to minimize failure and to maximize success is to reluctantly embrace made-in-Singapore math.
by MathPlus November 4, 2020
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Singapore Squatjob

The act of a woman squatting onto a guy's face, and pooping on his face, and then rubbing her vagina on said poop, all while she gives him a handjob.
Aw man, that bitch totally gave me the best Singapore Squatjob last night, best one I've gotten yet.
by The Squatjob Expert July 19, 2009
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Singapore Math®

A trademarked term that may be likened to the mathematical equivalent of illegally parking in a disabled parking space.
Math educators remarked that trademarking "Singapore Math" is a form of "mathematical hijacking"—what else can we expect after Singapore Math®? Singapore Math 2.0™?
by MathPlus March 27, 2017
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songative

Basically Feeling Musical, or feeling like singing/playing an instument, etc.
"I feel songative today!"
or
"I'm feeling songative, I think I'll play my guitar"
by BranMuffin11 August 15, 2008
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Singapore Ski-Slope

A practical joke in which a person defacates into someones sink or tub, then hides the feces under a thick layer of shaving cream foam. The victim later rinses, or attempts to wipe away what they believe to be a pile of shaving cream, only to discover the suprise turd underneath.
I woke up after a sick party at my house and found a huge pile of shaving cream in my shower. When i turned the shower on and rinsed away the shaving cream there was a pile of sh*t underneath. I was totally Singapore Ski-Sloped!
by Dutch-Oven June 24, 2011
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