When 2 individuals engage in the lawful act of marriage and immediately proceed into some form of vacation. On the vacation (a.k.a. Honeymoon) a water bath is drawn immediately upon arrival. The couple engages in daily bathing and/or sexual acts in the tub. The bath is never drained at all throughout the duration of the honeymoon. All residual bodily grime and excrement remains in the tub. Upon conclusion of the honeymoon, some of the bath water (a.k.a. Honeymoon stew) is removed and bottled - often used as a pheromone/personal fragrance.
“Wow, you smell incredible this evening!”
“Thanks, we just tied the knot and I’m wearing my Honeymoon Stew!”
“Thanks, we just tied the knot and I’m wearing my Honeymoon Stew!”
by Wasabi_Williams July 4, 2023
Get the Honeymoon Stewmug. A form of exploding diarrhea in which you shoot a steady stream of brown colored liquid with small chunks into the toilet at a high rate of speed.
Holy shit, did you hear that guy in stall number four? Sounded like he just stew blasted that S.O.B.
by Pillow light December 7, 2012
Get the Stew blastmug. by fireatlas91_ September 11, 2022
Get the Cucumber Stewmug. The collection of hair, toilet paper remnants, poop, underwear lint, and whatever else might get caught up in the ass crack.
by Dirty OED February 13, 2017
Get the anal stewmug. The traveler's luxury resulting from mixing every single complimentary hygiene bottle provided by a hotel into one all-purpose body and hair cleaning super product. The most common variety consists of shampoo, conditioner, and body wash.
"After a long day on the road it felt good to hop in the hotel shower and get a good old-fashioned shampoo stew deep clean."
"We're staying at the Marriott up the road. Their shampoo stew has three different types of lotion if you're wondering why my hair smells like coconut."
"We're staying at the Marriott up the road. Their shampoo stew has three different types of lotion if you're wondering why my hair smells like coconut."
by Rap Game Stephen Hawking December 6, 2016
Get the Shampoo Stewmug. by Meatball1989 April 15, 2009
Get the squirrel stewmug. A sexual act which involves three persons, one of which must be female. The first participant is the donor and must be male. The donor engages in bare back, anal intercourse with the second participant who can be either male or female. Once the donor ejaculates a load of cum into the passive partner's anus, he withdrawls his penis. The passive partner, who now has an anus full of scum proceeds to spacedock with the third partner, who must be a female. The passive partner squats over the third partner and shits the load of cum from his/her ass into the vagina of the third participant. This mixture of shit and spunk is called Hungarian Stew. To complete the stew, the first partner, the one who fucked the passive partner, begins oral cunnalingus with the woman eating the stew from her snatch.
Ted, Chris and Jennifer were drinking heavily and feeling somewhat kinky. Ted grabbed Chris and bare-backed his ass doggy-style, shooting him full of spunk. As if on cue, Jennifer spead her legs and Chris Spacedocked with her. Ted hungrily gobbled Jennifers shaved kitty gorging himself on the Hungarian Stew.
by Sean Ward October 26, 2006
Get the Hungarian Stewmug.