Safejam

Jam that is safe

This safejam can’t be harmed because it’s jam that is safe

by Tddufgg du hd April 20, 2020

Safety Wine

A bottle of wine purchased alongside a massive carry out to deal with the inevitable emergency of 1L of vodka and 24 beers not being enough for 3 people on a Saturday night.

Maxi: What's that?

Jonty: this is safety Wine to be opened at 4.30am after we drink our take away and have shots at Laverys

by Geoff Agnew May 22, 2020

Safetytard

A annoying 15 year old who never touched a gun in his life and watches gay ass guntubers like GarandThumb and Brandon Herrera and plays equally gay tactical shooters like GroundBranch or Escape from Tarkov, because of this they feel like firearms experts and will constantly bring up "gun safety🤓" like "trigger discipline🤓" in every conversation about guns.

Dude 1: Have you seen the the post i made where i was holding a nerf gun?
Dude 2: No what about it?
Dude 1: There were like there was like 10 people complaining how bad my trigger discipline was.
Dude 2: On nerf guns??? God i hate safetytards so much.

by PoopNigga131 April 15, 2023

Head safety

When your girl makes you wear a condom while she is giving you a blow job.

My girl is really into head safety

by Jsummers33 December 20, 2016

Cleaner than a Safeway chicken

Sharp-dressed and savvy.

Don MacLean: Have you seen the suits Sweet James Bergener wears? That guy is cleaner than a Safeway chicken!

by Sweet James October 9, 2015

safety meeting

Code for anytime you are smoking pot.

Honey, I need to have a safety meeting before I discuss that with you.

by harm May 13, 2005

Safety Meeting

Slang for sneaking off before work to smoke marijuana.

Meeting held before another meeting to get in the right frame of mind.

All of the raft guides disappeared before loading rafts on the bus, they must be at their safety meeting

Is there any way I can schedule some time for a safety meeting before that big presentation?

by swivet February 5, 2010