Smucker Fucker

A masturbation technique where you take a jar of Smuckers (your choice of flavor), open it and insert your penis, then proceed to masturbate with the jam.

OPTIONAL: After ejaculating into the jar, make a sandwich or bagel with it and give it to your girlfriend, hated brother, or enjoy it yourself.

Random Guy: I totally made my gf a Smucker Fucker sandwich last night!

Random Guy2: Whoa what did she do to you???

Random Guy: Next time she makes ME the sandwich bitch!

by PandaBearPro November 15, 2011

Smack both cheeks with one hand

Replaces the phrase "kill two birds with one stone" meaning you completed 2 tasks at the same time.

I think I'm going to smack both cheeks with one hand and use my city council paper for both my English and Politics class.

by Zuggy April 10, 2011

Slucket List

List of slutty things one must do in their lifetime.

I finally had a threesome with a midget, I can now mark that off my slucket list;
also
Last night I am pretty sure I wiped the last 3 items off of my slucket list, I can now die happy as long as I don't have HIV.

by KfromCanada August 16, 2012

Smack ass (April 13 )

On Friday April 13 is smack ass day , you can smack any ass

Smack ass (April 13 ) you smack any ass

by (()$$ May 25, 2018

ice smack

1. Contact to the face as a result of ice sticking together then rushing, due to gravity, toward your face once you try to get the last sip of a delicious beverage.

2. The result of an avalanche of ice when trying to get a piece of ice from a cup where the ice is all stuck together.

I tried to get a cube of ice and the ice in my cup would not budge. I experienced ice smack after all of the ice hit my face when I tapped the bottom of the cup. Now I have grape drank on my shirt and ice all over my zebra rug.

by Jackson Heat September 28, 2009

udder smack

An udder smack occurs when a woman with gigantic hooters proceeds to fling her huge boob across a man's face leaving a nipple imprint.

BoQuifa was getting tired of Tony's cheating so she flung her saggy jug across his face knocking him unconcious. He then later stated, "Damn, what an udder smack!"

by grazyhojo August 31, 2006

Coconut Shucker

Originally conceived in Houston city-data based off the rantings of a forum smartass, "coconut shucker" just means you're like the coolest thing since Elvis ate sliced bread sandwiches with the Fonz. When you're a "coconut shucker," every guy wants to be you and every woman wants to be with you. And you drink Dos Equis.

That dude Chad is such a coconut shucker... the life of the party every time! I wish I could be just like him!

by AK blah blah June 25, 2010