Smithy

Someone who poses with toes pointing into eachother in a photo and looks like they have a severe case of rickets

Guy 1: Bro your stance looks retarded, are you a smithy?
Smithy: ye

by johnatron January 4, 2026

dick slither

A dick slither is a person who lets dicks slither all over them like snakes on a plane

Damn, that guy is a dick slither

by Aaronnnnn June 26, 2008

A Smithy

Dogging tha boiz. When someone ditches or lets down his mates for no reason.

"Hey are you coming to footy today?" "Nah im pullin a smithy".

by flaba jaba waba noonga March 18, 2011

Stephane smithy

Usually referred to a person who has a small dick, thinks he’s a hard man and usally has swamp ass

Oh you stephane smithy

I don’t have stephane smithy you mong

by Jr gods gift May 30, 2020

A smithy

Taking your money without asking and then expecting not to pay it back when caught out.

A Smithy is someone creating a fantasy football league to rob your mates

by Salid Muncher September 15, 2020

Dirty Smithy

When you snort a bag of flour off a turkish boys head and then shit all over a trowel. Wipe the shit on your arms and do the YMCA

Is he ok he's gone nuts
Yeah looks like he's gone and done the "dirty smithy”

by Stokeymemeist July 16, 2025

That Wouldn't Slither Down in Snaith

Saying from York, UK meaning that a certain form of behaviour is unacceptable - implication that it wouldn't be acceptable in the village of Snaith, near York. The behaviour is so unacceptable that, to personify it, never mind walking or running, it would be unable to even slither around Snaith before being challenged.

"That gentleman has just disobeyed traffic laws and displayed a rude gesture, informing me that I am a masturbator. That wouldn't slither down in Snaith!"

by mister_small_willy September 17, 2023