sitting on tha toliet

a youtube video where an obnoxious fat lady sing sitting on tha toliet

sitting on tha toliet

by megs10101 December 11, 2009

smitten

adjective: describes the feeling one receives whenever they think about or are with someone who makes them ridiculously happy. The experience of satisfaction with someone you're falling in love with. Often usued in the same sentence with the word kitten.

I heard that Beth is smitten with that kid Ryan Gipson.

by bethani zev December 14, 2008

twitter sitter

Someone who waits for any tweet, for the sole purpose of replying to that tweet regardless of the content or who said it.

Mike: I blocked Daniel on twitter

Joe: Why?

Mike: He's a twitter sitter!

Joe: Oh, my friend replies to just about every tweet too!

by blaine.alan April 27, 2009

The guy sitting next to you

The guy who sits next to you in the classroon, who listens to his ipod for the whole lesson doing no work and that, at the end of the lesson, just quickly hides behind someone else when the teacher comes.

Wow, that guy sitting next to you is really the guy sitting next to you

by DazzaG00700 November 17, 2009

sitting on your balls

A metaphor for doing something so absent minded, stupid, and painful that you make a note to never do it again. But you're totally going to do it again.

I drunk dialed my ex-girlfriend last night. I always vow to never do it again, but this is the fifth time. Talk about sitting on your balls.

by ElNerdoLoco October 3, 2013

Sittin on swole

to be large, massive built strong, "hulk like" to be tank

Tank is sittin on swole, and Jesse is sittin on swole dick!

by Lazaro is Wowza March 12, 2009

Sittingbourne

Sittingbourne is located in Kent, England. Sittingbourne is more commonly known as Shittingbourne. Shittingbourne is the worst place to live; it also has the worst highstreet, where all the chavs hang round. All the secondary schools located there are pure shit, they don't have enough money to afford anything. If you are a foreigner i.e someone not from Shittingbourne, you will survive for about 10 minutes. The reason you will die is because you will glance up as there is someone walking towards you. You then see it is a chav/chavs who begin to shout and you, waving their fag in your face.

To spot a chav is quite easy; most wear tracksuits for adidas/Nike and wear huaraches. with a fag in their mouth.

Person 1: I might visit Sittingbourne.

Person 2: sure, but your'll be disappointed.

by iamjesusoncrack July 5, 2016