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Shang

To play a harp aggressively.
Wow, she totally shanged the shit out of that harp solo!
by digit____ August 22, 2021
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shanghai

A big Chinese city on the East Coast, next to the Jiangsu and Zhejiang provinces.

Shanghai is famous for being a word which means kidnapping.
It is also famous for having mainland China's most expensive taxis and whores, lots of bars and many many tall buildings.

The traditional food in Shanghai is oily and sweet, and many people say it tastes like dog shit. Luckily there are many great restaurants featuring food from other places.

Shanghai people are notorious for being rude and Shanghai men also have a reputation for being a bit girly. At a push the average Shanghai guy weighs in at about 48kg which makes it a great place to go for a fight! Watch out though, a recent scrap outside the Guangdi nightclub saw quite a few Western folks outnumbered and running with their tail between their legs. Better luck next time eh!

Shanghai is definitely the most happening city in China at the moment, with an emerging live music scene, lots of parties and concerts and a promising outlook on the property front.
Moron: Hey I'm going to Taipei!
Everyone else: Really, I hear that Taipei is a slurry ridden shit pit for people who can't hack the pace of Shanghai city life...
Moron: Yeah that's right, you've been there?
Everyone else: No fear! I wouldn't touch Taipei with a pointed stick.
by thiskevin October 3, 2006
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Shanghai Shocker

The act of inserting your fist into a bodily orifice and opening your hand in a swift manner
And then he gave me the Shanghai Shocker...it was amazing!
by AlabamaHotpocketz January 29, 2009
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schwanger

A female that has many sexual encounters with more than one male. A synonym for slut !
A schwanger is a female hooking up with randoms randomly.
by Romeo12345 January 29, 2009
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shiang

A predominantly hairless growth never found on women.
You should really get that shiang checked out. It's unsightful.
by Frenchie 1017 August 29, 2010
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shewang

Much like a mangina, except only Adam Sandler has one of these.
Adam, what the fuck is that?

Oh shit, my shewang is showing.
by ShadMan August 26, 2005
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Shanghoed

Similar in practice to Shanghaiing, an unwitting person (usually males) is lured into conversation with a parter who looks to be "to good to be true" or "totally out of my league". Following these introductions and possible promises of sensual intentions, the focus of conversation changes dramatically resulting in one of two ways.
1. Finding out that said partner is quite different than the way he/she/it presented itself (mentally unstable, stalker, relationship addict, member of the opposite sex then previously thought, etc).
2. Mounting attraction to said partner is used to throw unwitting person to the less attractive or socially inept friend of out of your league partner.
Outcome 1 Example
"Hey Ted, what happened with you and that smoking hot girl at the club last night?"
"Oh yeah the next day she came to my house and had photoshopped pictures of us to look like our wedding day."
"Damn man, you got Shanghoed"
"Tell me about it."

Outcome 2 Example

"So what happened last night with that girl?
Seemed cool enough, then she introduced me to one of her sorority sister who dresses up for medieval fairs.
You got shanghoed my friend."
by Transylvanian December 18, 2008
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