Spritzer

A stylish and worldly couple, often seen preaching to youth about "being cool", taming monkeys (for pets, servants, friends, and/or combat allies), and are usually able to take extreme damage to the toe or foot region of the body without showing the slightest bit of pain or discomfort.

Dumb ass Kid: "You fools are Spritzers!"

Spritzer Couple: "Monkey, ATTACK!. Come on Pam lets go clubbin'..."

by Prof. Andrew Spicholli, Spritzer Expert, University of Phoenix August 29, 2007

scrizz

leaving, I'll talk to you later. I'll holla at you. commonly known for saying bye!!

yo i'll scrizz. i'm about to go downtown, i'll scrizz.

by k.waters November 24, 2007

scrizzle

The act of having someone gently scratch/rub your scalp. And it feels amazing as all get-out.

I will pronk for scrizzles

by DubbleRainbw January 5, 2011

Scrivzey

Someone who steals off their "best friends"

Girl 1: She so stole that off me when she slept over
Girl 2: Thats so Scrivzey!

by MissAshton January 12, 2009

wine spritzer

when you pee a little in your undies. usually from laughter.

I just had a wine spritzer or that joke was so funny I wine spriztered.

by moshers + tripod September 20, 2008

Spritzeriastic

To use your silavia for any kind of situation of grooming,simply for when you run out of items and/or suplies to clense yourself for every day needs
Can also be used as :spritzeriasticly,Spritzing.

Guy 1: dude i ran out of shaving cream so i didnt want to go spritzeriastic all on my face

Guy 2: bro its better if u just spritzeriascticly replace it with shaving cream lol even though ur face will smell like pure ass!

by tico boy April 3, 2008

scitzopsycosis

I very serious mental illness. Usually the person with the illness will see walls having conversations with each other. There is no cure.

Anyone with the illness must commit suicide emediately.

I just found out i have scitzopsycosis, i better take a whole bottle of sleeping pills, and fall asleep in the bathtub.

by Dr. James Fitzgerald August 20, 2008