Spaghetti Twirling

A bro licking another bro's butthole so that the anal hairs twist around his tongue, just like spaghetti twists around a fork. For added pleasure, you can use the shit as spaghetti sauce.

Bro 1: Hey bro you going out with Kelsi tonight?
Bro 2: No, dawg I don't have any plans.
Bro 1: Do you wanna take part in some spaghetti twirling?
Bro 2: Is that even a question? I love twirling your spaghetti. I'll get my bib.

by Danimalshasabigblackcock February 11, 2015

Spaghetti rule

If you are a male and if you eat spaghetti before having sexual intercourse with a guy, it’s not gay. The same applies to females. As eating spaghetti suggests that prior to your intercourse you committed to identifying as heterosexual.

-did you hear that (a male) sucked a dick? That’s gay.

- Nah bro, he’s not gay, he ate spaghetti before that.

-Oh right, because of the spaghetti rule.

by PreventMisconseptions May 18, 2023

Spaghetti Person

Somebody who is very plain, lacking anything truly interesting about them. They feel like they need to make themself more interesting, so they purposely find abnormal things to identify themselves by. This is reminiscent of spaghetti, which is very plain until you add spaghetti sauce. Examples include, but are not limited to, learnig to ride a unicycle, buying a snake and bringing it everywhere, dying hair strang colors (often seen around the "Arts" department of many Community Colleges), or ordering only obscure cocktails at the bar.

Normal Person: Hey, how was your holiday?
Spaghetti Person: It was pretty good. I learned to play the didgeridoo.
Normal Person: Cool man. Did you do that homework assignment that's due today?
Spaghetti Person: Yea. Did you know that the didgeridoo is the worlds oldest instriment?
Normal Person: Didn't know that. Do you think I could copy that homework real quick?
Spaghetti Person: I feel totally calm when I play my didgeridoo.
Normal Person: Ok, but about that homework...
Spaghetti Person: Didgeridoo.

by SilverSpoonMan January 15, 2017

Hue Spaghetti

Life form, originated in Brazil, the dummiest dummy that has ever existed, friend of the smartest man alive and player of the worst game ever made

My name is Hue spaghetti and I’m a dummy

by LeJuanJSZ October 29, 2019

spaghetti toast

Toast with spaghetti on it

Put on your finest attire babe, we’re going out for spaghetti toast tonight.

by jslammy April 23, 2022

spaghetti fat

Adjective used to describe someone who is spiritually thicc but physically sticc

Damn, that Evelyn is spaghetti fat. She may be a skinny legend, but her personality is thicc af.

by eyeyeywyeye June 5, 2019

dirty spaghetti

When a male defecates in a female's hair and proceeds to have intercourse with feces coated hair.

That girl will let you do anything to her. Last weekend she let Dave give her dirty spaghetti!

by Mr California November 3, 2013