splooge magnet

promiscuous girl

guy1: did you hear, paris hilton has a new sex tape
guy2: again? what a splooge magnet

by Carlo999 June 29, 2011

Snooze Splooge

Wet dream; ejaculated while sleeping

My bunk mate had a massive snooze splooge last night and destroyed both mattresses

by Cooooogle Kaitlan June 20, 2019

splooge bag

A high school assistant principal who is always uptight and thinks he Jesus Christ himself, biggest douchebag, cunt on this planet and gives students detention, and suspension for no fucking reason, especially when there's "no proof", he's also a liar and doesn't stick to his word so he's a hypocrite as well.

The assistant principal at Carle Place middle school high school is a complete splooge bag

by Maudie November 25, 2016

Sock Splooge

semen in a sock after a guy ejaculates

Dude, you're so stupid, you should have been sock splooge or swallowed

semen splooge sock swallowed

by emg67 February 23, 2015

Splooge Fest

When you get together with the gang, and choke eachothers chickens after No Nut Nov,

Bro you going to Splooge fest Dec1st at Cameron’s house??
Uuuuuuuhh IM GONNA SPLOOGE!!!!!!!!!

by Theoneandonly, God November 26, 2018

splooge tube

a penis that can spunk up to 3 feet.

i pounded that cunt with my big ass splooge tube

by penisdickholeshitsplooge November 24, 2016

splooge jelly

to exhibit large amounts of jealousy

I splooge jelly every time I see someone ridin' in a Lambo.

by JBry tha boss June 03, 2014