Sleep

What you do during school

Normal people At school: *learn*
Me: * sleeps through entire lesson*

by Astaroth.axxe February 2, 2016

Sleep

Oblivious tendencies towards a known and popular subject or topic.

Man, Tre sleep if he dont know who Famous Dex is.

by Beeping Lettuce May 21, 2017

Sleep

The main reason you’re late to school or work 24/7.

I should have gone to sleep earlier, now I’m late for work!

by Winteroses February 7, 2019

sleep

Sleep is what keeps you from crashing your car.
Speaking of crashing there's a tree ahead, Turn left-
OH YOU HAVE FALLEN ASLEEP WHOOPEEDOO

1. I need Sleep!
2. Oh Noes I can't sleep!

by moonlxghts September 3, 2017

Sleep

a thing that does not exist in todays world

i did not get a lot of sleep. i had a weird dream while sleeping

by Shooting_Star6666 March 2, 2021

Sleep

This is a nonsensical word used by some adults in order to confuse each other and make the other person feel inferior or isolated.
'Sleep' does not, in fact, describe any real biological function that occurs in the human species.

Those who use the noun 'sleep' or the adjective sleeping suggest this describes an absence of consciousness involving hallucinations and delusions. People who advocate the existence of 'sleep' are no more than conspiracy theorists trying to perpetuate the norm that becoming near-catatonic, hibernating, passing gas and hallucinating is a normal, healthy process that occurs in a 24 hour cycle for between 6-12 hours.

Possibly, the most popular sleep conspiracy theory suggests that ancient cave drawings and fossilised pillows are proof that beds are devices that evolved to meet 'sleeping' needs. This is clearly nonsense, as beds are, and always have been, a place to study, masterbate, f*ck, watch tv and facebook, not 'sleep'.

Mother: "Have you been getting enough sleep?"
Student: "What on earth is that?"

by Feebz November 11, 2014

Sleep

Dying for a short period of time.

Guy: I am going to sleep.

Girl: You mean die for a little?

by Autistic565665862 July 3, 2019