she pays what she weighs

if she is over weight then she gets a check if you treat her right she will pay up to the exact amount of how much she weighs

She pays me 800 dollars a month, she weighs 800 pounds she pays what she weighs.

by Jujupayway December 6, 2021

That’s what she said

A old ass statement that nobody likes anymore unless your seven that is made after a everyday remark that can also be used in the bedroom.

“Dude, why’s is this so fucking hard!”
“That’s what she said!”
“Dude, shit the fuck up!”

by The man under the mask April 11, 2022

That's what she said

Its what a band student said to me once

Student: *shows me a saxophone that's big*
Me: wow! Its big!
Student: That's what she said
Me: AHAHAHAHA LOLLLLLL

by Rubeedi April 17, 2022

that's what she said

a sentence that can be said after something that is said in bed or has a sexual meaning, even if the person who said it didn't intend it. It's used humorously and often makes people laugh if used correctly. the sentence is taken from the show "The Office" and was often said by the character Michael Scott.

1. Kevin: "Why did you get it so big?"
Michael: "that's what she said."

2. someone: "And you were directly under her the entire time?"
Michael: "that's what she said."

by the office fan 124 April 20, 2022

that’s what she said

when a word/phrase is used in everyday life but can also be used during intercourse.

“ it won’t fit!”
“that’s what she said 😏”

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“ put it in slowly.”
“that’s what she said.”

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“it’s so small.”
“that’s what she sai- wait what.”

by eznoob November 12, 2020

Thats what she said

An adult sexual reference to a joke or a word.

''That hurts'' ''Thats what she said''

by OldFootmate December 3, 2020

thats what she said

a joke reffering to what a woman says while having/before sex

Wow, thats long!
thats what she said

IM WET!
thats what she said

Oh come on, put it in!
thats what she said

by the lord, e December 3, 2020