sailor swisher

a girl or guy giving a sailor a blowjob and when he cums in their mouth they swish it and spit it and says "AHOY MATEY!"

Sailor 1: guess what i did last night.

Sailor 2: what?

Sailor 1: this girl did a Sailor Swisher on me.

Sailor 2: really? i wanna get sailor swished.

by emo_panda_16 August 14, 2009

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Dutch Sailor

When you fart and semen comes out of your ass.

Mike did a Dutch Sailor and the scent of semen permeated the room.

by michaellovesalisha February 5, 2008

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Adj. An unusual person who enjoys drawing strangely shaped giraffes that look oddly like male
Genitalia on tennis courts. Most of the time you act like you are better than everyone else because your dads phone number is 3333333.

You are being such a sailor Vance right now!!!!

by SailorHater123 November 27, 2018

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sailor's farewell

...goodbye and fuck you !

"...and a sailor's farewell to you !

by Amir FaSaad July 23, 2011

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Sailors Knot

This is a viciously funny oral sex move. Whilst recieving falatio from a woman, if this woman happens to have longish hair, you sneakily tie it in a ''Sailors Knot'' behind your back so when she tries to pull away, she has no luck and chokes. Difficult but if pulled off will get you so many man points you'll never have to buy yourself a pint again! Enjoy my invention and make sure that knot is tight!

Man 1: Why should i pay for it, are you forgetting that i tied that Sailors Knot last week?
Man 2: No i didn't forget, how could i forget? Her funeral is in a week because you choked her to death you sick fuck!
Man 1: Got to admit it was good though...
Man 2: Yeah, you've got me there. Ok, i'll pay!

by ChocolateCoveredRaisin June 22, 2009

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