fuck the recession

a term used by someone who is fucking rich and continues to spend big money despite a recession.

1. poor ass: hey dude you been spending big lately

rich ass: yeh fuck the recession

2. poor ass: hey dude we are in a recession

rich ass: yeh fuck the recession

by mc tee June 10, 2009

urban recession

the dramatic decline in creativity and humor in recent urbandictionary definitions. Most evident in the Word of the Day selection.

"Stanky Leg" is Word of the Day? My God, it's an urban recession!

by Charles M. February 21, 2009

Recession Obsession

The constant, incessant, obsession with the crappy economy to the extent that no one can function or think of anything else.

Bob: I can't focus because the recession is taking over my thoughts.

Steve: Dude, you have Recession Obsession.

by wyochick March 31, 2009

Recession Bitch

A woman, usually dumb, who becomes panicked and worrisome when she hears "the R word". Usually occurs when she watches 6 seconds of CNN before returning to watching MTV.

"Wow she won't even go to a movie, what a Recession Bitch."

by The Man from Earth April 2, 2009

Recessticles

A quick shrinking of the balls in response to cold, fright, or any traumatic experience.

Joe: Shit dude I just jumped into the lake before realizing that there is still some ice out there!

You: Holy balls man, you must have a bad case of recessticles...

by Craig Koz May 29, 2010

Recessticles

A term used to describe the shrinking and tightening of the nut sack after jumping into cold water, being frightened, or other various unpleasant moments.

Dude I just jumped into the lake only to realize that it is much colder than anticipated.
Mmmm yes, I see you are undergoing a bad case of recessticles.

by Craig Koz May 29, 2010

reckoning of days

Phrase used to promise great vengeance for a supposed wronging. Vaguely religious undertones, but not necessarily religious in nature (i.e secular-inspired violence is acceptable)

"That was the last Krispy Kreame, you bitch! There will be a Reckoning of Days! Swear to God!"

by Soren Barseaux October 7, 2006