To tell a fib or to make something up.
To paraphrase so outrageously that all likeness to the original comment is lost.
To invent statistics from thin air.
To paraphrase so outrageously that all likeness to the original comment is lost.
To invent statistics from thin air.
Don't quote the stoat with me. - Said to someone you believe to be telling a lie.
I might be Quoting the stoat here, but 87.3% of all statistics are made up on the spot. - Said when you are inventing statistics from thin air.
I might be Quoting the stoat here, but 87.3% of all statistics are made up on the spot. - Said when you are inventing statistics from thin air.
by eviljoy January 13, 2010
by Darious Niggalonius La'quay June 23, 2022
A signature quote is a quote that can fit on one or two lines, so you can add it as a part of your signature block after your (user) name to the end of an e-mail message, Usenet article, or forum post.
Basically the equivalent of wearing a t-shirt with a slogan or having a bumper sticker attached to your car.
Basically the equivalent of wearing a t-shirt with a slogan or having a bumper sticker attached to your car.
"I just love your signature quote."
"What's-his-name has the coolest signature quote."
"That has to be the coolest signature quote ever!"
"Don't you just hate sappy signature quotes?"
"What's-his-name has the coolest signature quote."
"That has to be the coolest signature quote ever!"
"Don't you just hate sappy signature quotes?"
by ninotchka2 August 18, 2014
The REAL, actually dangerous propaganda. Whatever Hitler, Putin or Kim jon un pull out of their asses holds nothing against the hellish and powerful propaganda that inspirational quotes broadcast.
World war 3 will start because of inspirational quotes wreaking havoc on society causing people to think in certain ways. Not because of world leaders having arguments.
by spin1038airbusappleboeing February 03, 2025
by Nout re fly June 24, 2021
Yo bro, what's that on quote
The Money quote(penny)
Yea
If you can master the penny, you can master the dollar
The Money quote(penny)
Yea
If you can master the penny, you can master the dollar
by Ms.Teehee January 24, 2024
A portmanteau of "mocking" and "motivational," a mockivational quote is a satirical or cynical take on the traditional motivational quote. This type of quote often employs humor, sarcasm, or irony to challenge the overly optimistic, simplistic, or cliché nature of conventional motivational sayings.
Mockivational quotes are not intended to demotivate or discourage, but rather to provoke thought, question conventional wisdom, or provide a humorous perspective on life's challenges. They can serve as a form of comedic relief, particularly in contexts where traditional motivational advice seems inapplicable, inadequate, or overly idealistic.
Mockivational quotes are not intended to demotivate or discourage, but rather to provoke thought, question conventional wisdom, or provide a humorous perspective on life's challenges. They can serve as a form of comedic relief, particularly in contexts where traditional motivational advice seems inapplicable, inadequate, or overly idealistic.
"Whatever you do, always give 100%. Unless you’re donating blood." - Bill Murray
After a long day at work, Jane shared a mockivational quote on her social media: "Remember, Rome wasn't built in a day. But then again, they didn't have access to modern technology."
After a long day at work, Jane shared a mockivational quote on her social media: "Remember, Rome wasn't built in a day. But then again, they didn't have access to modern technology."
by BalticBierBear May 16, 2023