Definition; Quaided, derived from the character Quaid in Total Recall, meaning to be have been so mind-bendingly drunk that your memory might as well have been effectively wiped. A state so beyond merely not being able to recall what happened last night, that you might as well have taken a trip to Mars for all you know.
"I did what? Said I was a secret agent working under cover, from Mars? I don't know anyone called Richter, why the hell would I see him at the party? God I’m so Quaided right now, I’m never drinking again! Can't remember anything. Hold on, I feel another chundah coming, somebody open that window, give des people ayuh!!!
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Get the quag mug.Drop your nuts on a bitches eyes and let your meat stick straight up her forehead..resembling quailman from the cartoon Doug.
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Get the Quailman mug.A combination of word "quail" which is a bird that is small in size and having mottled brown plumage and a short tail, with a contraction of the word "retard", one who is mentally challanged. Quailtard was first uttered by Jon Stewart on "The daily Show". It refers to the hunting accident in which Vice Prez Dick Cheney shot a lawyer from Texas on February 11, 2006.
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The crazed, egotistical and rather perverted sex hound on Family Guy. Almost always trying to spin his game, Quagmire is most commonly known for his star quote: 'Giggety giggety giggety Allllllright!'
Woman: Glen honey, I have a question for you. What do you do for a living?
Quagmire: Hey, I've got a question for you. Why are you still here?
Quagmire: Hey, I've got a question for you. Why are you still here?
by Squirrelykins July 3, 2005
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