Punjabi Stride

A theorized sex position that only exists in myth. Legend states that this position combines all the best parts of all the best positions into one, generating maximum euphoria. Do not attempt.

"My favorite position? Gotta be the Punjabi Stride!"

by ld0301 February 15, 2026

Punjabi Pickle Twist

The Southall special. Usually starts after the mandem have finished their lamb chops and Hennessy, and someone (Dhunna, obviously) gets too gassed. The “pickle twist” is when he rams two greasy fingers straight up Choda’s bunda, gives it a proper wrist crank like he’s opening a stubborn achar jar, and then licks it after, swearing it tastes “spicy but sweet.” Choda’s screaming in Punjabi, Harps is holding his ankles behind his head like a rotisserie chicken, and Manvir’s in the corner tugging it while blasting Panjabi MC. Ends with the sheets smelling like garlic naan.

Bruv, she hit me with the Punjabi Pickle Twist outta nowhere — one second I’m calm, next second I’m folded like a samosa in Manvir’s mum’s tupperware.

by HorseCoq August 25, 2025

Punjabi Pinball

The act of unlicensed or inexperienced truckers causing accidents on Canadian highways, most typically on the 401 in Ontario. Mostly played by new immigrants of the Punjabi race who wear flip flops and turbans

Hey Jay look at all the traffic coming through town!

Jay: Yep the punjabi's must be playing Punjabi pinball on the 401 again eh!

by Cobra chicken September 12, 2025

Punjabi Pinball

The act of unlicensed or inexperienced truckers causing accidents on Canadian highways, most typically on the 401 in Ontario. Mostly played by new immigrants of the Punjabi race who wear flip flops and turbans

Boy 1 :Hey Jay look at all the traffic coming through town!

Boy 2 : Yep the punjabi's must be playing Punjabi pinball on the 401 again eh!

by Cobra chicken September 12, 2025

penjamin danklin

a nickname used for weed pens

guy 1: dude i'm so bored right now i wish i was high
guy 2: oh bro you wanna hit the penjamin danklin?

by plutoz September 12, 2025

Penjamin

Another word to describe a small amount of marijuana concentrate, referred to as a “dab,” then heats the substance using the e-cigarette/vaporizer producing vapors that ensures an instant “high” effect upon the user.
(Originally authored by Hunter)

Ex: verb usage- “Do you want to hit the penjamin?”

by Leads of Manheim September 29, 2025

poppy punjab

a short mexican that works for you to build trumps wall to keep his kind out

thatis poppy punjab

by bigdaddydillcharzarding69420 April 18, 2023