Priest

Representative of the catholic church and the Christian religion that prides themselves with the undeniable ability to efficiently fearmonger and prosecute those who commit the sin of being different, and the quality of without mistake properly “disciplining” his favorite little choir boy after each teaching and service.

In simple terms, the mortal enemy of rocker marilyn manson. (Probably cause he doesnt touch kids)
John: just saw a priest walking past that kindergarten
Trent: fuckin sick (in a bad way)
by Cupid (carries a gun) January 03, 2024
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Priest

Someone who cums along just for the ride
There are four dudes on the titanic while it hit the iceberg
Waiter: we have to get to the life boats
Teacher: what about the kids?
Lawyer: fuck those kids
Priest: do you think we have enough time?
by Kingreepher June 19, 2024
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Flipper the Priest

Flipper the priest is out tonight.
Oh yeah?
Yep, he's on the beer obviously
by SwagLord II November 22, 2021
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a rape of priests

collective noun (eg. a murder of crows) to describe a group of priests.
be careful timmy, i hear there is a rape of priests lurking around camp.
by Anony666mous December 15, 2019
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priest-pull

Post mass exit ritual where as you are in the line to greet the Priest who then will shake your hand whilst pulling you down the line away from him simultaneously as not exchange lengthy BS "hellos" and "how are you's".
Father McGillan totally priest-pulled my mother as she was saying hello and trying to thank him for his service. He pulled her down the line away from him and was engaging 2 people behind her already.
by cheeky sunshine August 17, 2017
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a priest in A minor

A little known work by Beethoven.
Tom: Have you heard Beethoven's recently discovered work?
Langford: No, what is it?
Tom: It's a Priest in A minor
Langford: Awe, too soon, man
by Packin McCracken November 10, 2015
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Priest-face

Haggard and scruffy, slightly rape(y)
Bro got mad priest-face, must be finals week.
by Alkalineaddiction April 08, 2015
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