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permi d

Its when you have perminent diarrhoea. Basically when you spend all day on the shitter due to the fact that theres a constant flow of liquid. Can last for days.
charlie- "you comin out tonight geez?"
jim- "Nah, got a harsh case of permi d mate. Not gonna be able to leave the house for days"
by Jim Hand April 12, 2007
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Blanket permission

Given by someone who is definitely flirting with you. Offering you allowance to do whatever you want with the person.
Him: oh wow I shouldn't have touched your thigh like that.
Her: I suppose, but you have blanket permission for...whatever.

Him: oh wow, yummy.
by LoveMonster November 8, 2021
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Premier

1. Fucking awesome.

2. First in importance, order, or position; leading.
Zac: Hey Elena, should I put this on urbandictionary just in case it becomes a thing?

Elena: Yeah, why not?!

Zac: Premier. I'll go do that.
by Oxknifer August 30, 2014
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Premium Hug

A premium hug is a normal hug that may contain some grinding along with booty action. These are not the same as normal hugs, and should not be given out for free.
The girl is charging $1 for a premium hug.
by TTDH March 31, 2013
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Premium joke

A joke that is bad to the point where no one laughs at but the creator him/herself.
Bono: I don't live in a home. I live in a house. *Holds his laugh hard*

Zebs: wtf bono stop with the premium jokes
by MyNameIsZebs August 6, 2014
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Premium Fuckboy

Maintains all of the same attributes as the regular fuck boy; however, is premium in looks, money, or swag game.

Additional Characteristics that promote premiumness:

- socks, jordan sandals, and basketball shorts
- sends many selfies because he loves looking at himself
- typically has more than one babymama but not required
- loves facetiming, again because he likes looking at his own face
- plays cat and mouse with every girl he meets
- only texts through snapchat
- goes on secret vacations and pretends he has mono
Susie: Joe just sent me another selfie on snap chat with the cartoon filter.
Jessica: What a premium fuckboy!
by datagirl July 6, 2016
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premiumbukkake

Wow! unbelievable...
She accepted premiumbukkake!
by kristi95 August 2, 2018
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