Pooch tuck

To be a pussy; one that is scared.

Oh stop being a little pooch tuck and come talk to me.

by taylor garza son May 30, 2018

pooch screwer

The one that does it: Screws the pooch.

Oh, for fuck sake!! A 4th down fumble on the 2nd yard line?! Really!? The QB's a goddam pooch screwer!!

by YAWA February 12, 2023

Fucked the Pooch

To make an unforgivable, or unforgettable, mistake; A total dealbreaker.

John: Hey! Wanna' come over tonight?

Anne: No.

John: What do you mean, no?!

Anne: I saw your texts to Jane. You fucked the pooch. You're dead to me.

Anne: Talley still hasn't paid me my money. Guess I'll have to call my lawyer.

John: Yeah, the dude really fucked the pooch on that deal.

Anne: I didn't mean to overdraft our account!

John: Well, ya' did. You've fucked the pooch this time, Anne.

by Cheerio33 October 3, 2019

Gooch pooch

Any small dog residing under the covers during sex intent on licking and/or sniffing the gooch.

Damn! If it weren't for that gooch pooch I would have lasted longer.

by Nicki619 March 28, 2016

Pooch Wrapped

The act of wrapping your hand around your partner's penis and jacking him off.

A: Dude, did you get lucky last night?

B: Nah man, I only got pooch wrapped.

by yomamma80 June 20, 2011

Crotch pooch

noun: a fatty buldge in the crotch region on indians

Damn, that's the primest crotch pooch I have ever seen!

by Brittany February 6, 2005

gooch pooch

The "pooch" of fat around the vaginal area of a heavier woman's torso. Also known as the "front bum"

Check the gooch pooch on that whale!

by Twitch801 November 22, 2007