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Average Pooch

A bush creature from a massive forest. In the tale of Gunt Midic and the five fuccing ugly pooches, she is the one that gets kidnapped and molested by the woodcutter, after which she is never seen again.
Laverne: Hey, have you seen my dog? She ran off into the woods and I can't find her.
Shirley: She probably got Average Pooched by a woodcutter.

Laverne: Yeah, you're probably right. Oh well.
by the_fake_Henderson_G June 5, 2020
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G Pooch

The skin between the penis and the ass and/or the vagina and the ass. This part of the body typically smells bad and needs to be cleaned frequently.
Wow, Jack's G Pooch is disgusting. Last night while we were hooking up I came across it and screamed. He is unhygienic.
by Chelsea Leigh Allen February 22, 2009
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Pooch Wrapped

The act of wrapping your hand around your partner's penis and jacking him off.
A: Dude, did you get lucky last night?

B: Nah man, I only got pooch wrapped.
by yomamma80 June 20, 2011
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Floop the pooch

When a healthcare provider performs a lower transverse C-section and folds part of the stomach flap up over itself during the process of removing the baby.

Also known as “flipping the pouch” or “flipping the pooch.”
Damn, he really flooped the pooched!

I liked cutting the cord, but my favorite part was when he flooped your pooch.

I think the next one will probably be a C-section too. He’ll probably floop the pooch again.
by YourMommasOnCrackRocks October 20, 2022
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gooch pooch

The "pooch" of fat around the vaginal area of a heavier woman's torso. Also known as the "front bum"
Check the gooch pooch on that whale!
by Twitch801 November 22, 2007
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Crotch pooch

noun: a fatty buldge in the crotch region on indians
Damn, that's the primest crotch pooch I have ever seen!
by Brittany February 6, 2005
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