mashed potatoes

Refers to the state of mind one enters upon smoking wayyyy to much weed.

A euphoric feeling that warms the soul, induced strickly by some fuzzy haze, or fluffy diesel.

"Shitttt man I smoked so much last night I was like a lump of mashed potatoes!"

"Mashed Potatoes anyone??"

"Yooo I cant feel my legs...im mashed potatoes right now son!"

by Jrockwhc76 May 13, 2009

potatoes

the white staple food

Potatoes are bad

by poop man October 3, 2003

Dirty Potatoes

A respones to when somebody says something that has either an explicitly or implicitly dirty meaning, similar in use to That's what she said

"The fire won't light because all my wood is wet."
"Dirty potatoes!"

Originating in a nerd community in south Dublin, Ireland.

Dirty potatoes!

by ThEyeball Kid December 14, 2010

onion fried potatoes

The best freaking food made by man. These delectable appetizers are, like, seriously eaten by God.

person hi God, what are those things?
God well they are onion fried potatoes
(at which point you hear angels singing)
person O MY GOODNESS!!! gimme some!!
God never!!

by Caitlin (MT) June 23, 2008

buttering the potatoes

the term for wacking off, or masturbating then cum trickles on to your balls and thus, coating them with sperm

"oh man, I saw that porno mag last night, it had me buttering the potatoes."

by sir wacks a lot June 24, 2009

mashed couch potatoes

Oftentimes what you'll find left behind after a tornado and a trailer park merge.

It's a simple recipe. Only 2 ingredients are needed to make mashed couch potatoes: a tornado and a trailer park

You don't even need to add the tornado, though.
Just let the trailer park attract it.

by Emerson Crossjostle March 13, 2013

mashed potatoes

Cum basically. It came about when Lindsay was makeing a certain hand motion when saying the words "Mashed Potatoes" since that moment it has been witnessed and understood but many of Massapequa's youth and a Mall security guard.

Brittney-You eat mashed potatoes today Christa?
Christa-No but maybe next tuesday. You have any lately?
Britteney-*Laughing*

by The Onion February 12, 2005