plastic nigga

Someone who pretends to be a gangster when their not or someone who is white but thinks hes black

I was walking down the street and I saw a plastic nigga wlaking round like a fucking gangster

by Tearman August 31, 2016

Plastic Jesus

A term used to describe someone puts on the facade of being holy when, in fact, they are not.

Yeah, he acts like he's offended by people's foul language, but he's not all that either because he's really just plastic Jesus.

by Ngstfld June 30, 2018

plastic debt rectangle

A piece of plastic where your debt is stored

Should’ve replaced “credit card” with “plastic debt rectangle”

by sayerseswq September 18, 2020

Plastic Hand Grenade

A term used in the Plastic Model Kit figure building community that refers to a kit that (usually through old age or poor design by the manufacturers) falls apart into several pieces all over the place from the slightest touch.

God the Real Grade Gundam is such a plastic hand grenade..... just by bending the knee... all the armor on the skirt and the hand fell off.

by zetavoid October 12, 2020

plastergating

Masturbating and/or ejaculation where the semen sticks and plasters itself to the walls, carpets, drapes, etc.

"Eesh, your plastergating got on the walls and ruined my Turkish drapes!"

by Slanginfoguy June 15, 2021

gash plaster

Sanitary towel. A sheet of plasticky cotton-wool with wings on it that you buy from the chemist, put inside womens undergarmetnts in order to catch all the bloody mess that comes out of the vagina during lady-time

Dude#1: Phew! Whats that smell?

Dude#2: Oh it's just Stacey. I think it's time to change her gash plaster.

by Franck Butcher March 30, 2008

grippin' plastic

1.Refers to the relationship between a man his controller.
2.An obsessive gamer.

Hey, Have you seen Charlie at all since he got the new GTA?

What do you think?

No?

Damn right, he'll "grippin' plastic" for at least the next month.

by AJayH May 1, 2008