Eamon Patterson

Studies have shown that men named Eamon Patterson have the longest penis out of any other name

Omg you’re name is probably Eamon Patterson because of your skibidi rizz

by Icallherchandelier October 16, 2023

jaxon patterson

Ambries bf. He loves ambrie more than anything.

Alissa: that Jaxon Patterson kid is cute
Everyone else: YOOO HE LOVE AMBRIE

by lmao.imfunny October 31, 2023

Benny Patterson

That nigga he pull all the bitches he fine asl and loyal, clingy, funny, and not short and he have a loving girlfriend name nalee👍🏾

Benny Patterson is him

by Jd dmsgrns eiryru November 21, 2023

Benny Patterson

That nigga he got the most beautiful girl (nalee) he’s loyal, funny, smart, and NOT short and FINNEE ASH

Benny Patterson is that nigga

by Jd dmsgrns eiryru November 21, 2023

Benny Patterson

That nigga got the most beautiful girl/wife (nalee) they locked in Benny is a Virgo he funny he smart he chill sometime and Benny is just that guy

Benny Patterson is him

by Jd dmsgrns eiryru November 21, 2023

Jason Patterson

A person who doesn't understand how Urban Dictionary works.

Don't you know that anyone can create a definition on the internet? Don't be such a Jason Patterson!

by Lirpa1579 May 6, 2024

Richard Henry Patterson

the act of asphyxiating your partner during oral sex until 'accidental' death

I gave her the ol' Richard Henry Patterson and now I'm on trial for murder

by Richard Henry Patterson May 9, 2017