OK, PEASANT

When a poor says some dumb shit and you can't even begin to explain why he's wrong because that would be deconstructing decades of misinformation and ignorance so you just brush it off and say okay. You can't fix stupid.

Phrase is very similar to "OK, boomer".

I CAN MAKE SIX FIGURES WORKING ON THE OIL RIGS. IT WILL ONLY COST ME MOST OF MY BODY AND TIME.

OK, PEASANT

THE LANDLORD RAISED RENT BY 100 PER PERSON, NOW I CANT AFFORD MY BRAND NEW 2021 VEHICLE, IPHONE, AND HAVE SHELTER. KILL THE RICH!

OK PEASANT

by Bigbilldoyle July 24, 2021

Your descendants peasants

A comeback so bad that it can erase any being from existence with a single use. It is primarily used by North Korea as their trump card (get it?).

Matt: your mom gay
Joe: your granny tranny
Matt: your ancestors incestors
Joe: 'your descendants peasants'

*Matt slowly starts dying due to external and internal damage and his soul is taken to the depths of the Underworld where Hades assigns a special punishment whereby his soul will be razed by the Three Furies for eternity.*

by Ladies Dildoman May 20, 2018

Peasant

A poor person who is unhappy & complains about their life & world problems but does absolutely nothing to improve their situation, they believe everybody is entitled to something simply for existing, they also believe people who have worked hard to surpass the 99% of the world in wealth should give it all away because it's not fair they actually became successful from working hard

Peasant: "The government needs to send more stimulus checks & all billionaires need to donate all their money to end world problems instead of holding the government responsible for their unnecessary spending"

Guy 1: What did he say?
Guy 2: Oh nothing, just the typical peasant opinion

by clairvoyant369 July 14, 2022

Peasant pad

Another name for gamepad or controller used by some PC elitists.

Get the fuck out of here with that filthy peasant pad, use a keyboard and mouse or go play on your shitbox or gaystation.

by EngineerDude October 2, 2020

Peasant

Any person who makes less than 250k a year (500k a year for family)

“You are a stupid peasant. You have stupid peasant ideas on how the world works”

by Poorpeoplemakemelol July 18, 2022

Springer Peasant

A person who chooses to purchase nerf guns that don't use batteries to shoot., instead opting to use blasters that use air compression to fire darts.

!!!!FLYWHEEL MASTER RACE, DESTUCTION TO ALL SPRINGER PEASANTS!!!!

by DartDuck November 30, 2024

Peasant Juice

Water

Friend: “Would you like some water?”
Me: “Hell no - I don’t drink peasant juice; get me a gin”

by Icemaiden13 November 10, 2019