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The Jai Pow

The Jai Pow is a brutalist form of masturbation originating in southern Asia in the early 2000's. The Host takes upon his member with a violence rarely seen, forcing upon it an entire chicken, marinated in the sweet tikka masala sauces of the region. The host then begins to rub his member with the chicken, while reciting the traditional anthem Mundian De Bach Ke. Upon ejaculation, the sperm mixes with the orange sauce and the blood from the injuries sutained to the penis as a result of the bones in the chicken being forced into it's flesh forming a lovely sunburst toned mixture known commonly as Jamba juice.
Bredda, Big man ting, it's kinda weird yeah, but you gotta try The Jai Pow. That fucking shit it produces tastes wild fam.
by bencurryy May 3, 2022
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pow wow

when a couple bros come over to match you. Passin the peace pipe with some homies.
"yo dudes come on over for a pow wow, i got some chron"
by Brian el gato August 13, 2006
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hella nar nar in the pow pow

your reply to someone saying they accomplished something big
person one: oh my god i just got a girl
person two: whoa dude thats hella nar nar in the pow pow!
by lil'fock U January 3, 2020
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stuck in the pow

When snowboarding, you find yourself trapped regularly under plenty of soft powdery snow.

This is a sure sign of incompetence on a board.
by Gis-Chaser January 6, 2011
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coo pow

"Ew, i stepped in coo pow today!"
by ThatAsianGirl21 December 23, 2011
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pow wow

another term for powder, a.k.a. cocaine.
Dude, I was fucked up last night, I got on way too much pow wow.
by julesjames January 29, 2009
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pow wow

a gathering on a softball dimond in the center at the pitchers mound when the coach comes out and tells the infeilders you need to work threw this. Sometimes he may yell at them. Some girls on the other team may have a cheer and be yelling it threw the whole thing.
There is a pow wow on the mound.
by I AM BOB THE BUILDER April 6, 2009
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