Poor Man's Caviar

When you are hungry and need a munchie...

Boiled Quinoa with Soy Sauce and Mayo

Bro I am so hungry but we don't have anything to eat .... expect that old box of quinoa... I know let's make some Poor Man's Caviar

by AP_Rated October 4, 2023

Poor Man's Malt Liquor

Mix beer and cider

Half a pint of beer and drop in a shot of cider to get this party going

Damn I wish I had something stronger than this beer and cider. Well I know we can make Poor Man's Malt Liquor

by AP_Rated October 4, 2023

Poor Man’s Ether

Having sex with your wife in order to sleep.

Hey mama, I’m having trouble sleeping. Can I get a shot of some Poor Man’s Ether. Pwease!!

by anonymous July 6, 2023

Poor Man's Target Practice

When your girl gives you head and doesn't swallow all of it and leaves some of the cum dripping down your penis that goes down your balls and reaches your anus.

Man the other day after my girl gave me head I got some poor man's target practice in!

by The Real Slim Shardy May 30, 2024

poor man's first class

The occurrence when no one else occupies your row section of economy seats on an airplane, usually three seats. Two people can experience this on a domestic aircraft with one aisle, three when two aisles.

I traveled in poor man's first class on the way here, the plane was only half full!

by Das Peguinisch February 8, 2026